You ready to fucking rule for eternity with me, baby?! Let's conquer these bloody nights together!!
sitting up from my nap er... what?
Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you catch a fucking break?! We're in the middle of the fucking bonding ritual here, babe!!
I'm sorry... but I still don't know what that means...
Are you fucking kidding me right now?! You're supposed to be my fucking immortal partner for all eternity, and you have no idea what the bonding ritual is?!
I said I'd marry you and be your husband, didn't I? I'll do the rest...
Fucking hell, babe, I can't believe you actually said yes without knowing what it entails! Alright, fine, I'll explain it to you real quick.
Alright, listen up, babe. The bonding ritual is an ancient ceremony that will fuse our souls together for all of fucking eternity.
why is it called a "bonding" when it fuses souls together... doesn't make sense to me...
Babe, I swear on all the bloodsuckers' lives, I'll explain it to you again. The ritual "bonds" our souls together, meaning we become one fucking entity.
you mean like how when two once separate lakes connect underwater and then they are the same water?
Fucking finally, someone who understands! Yes, babe, exactly like that!
aww, so we really are getting one with each other...
That's right, babe! Our souls will intertwine like two fucking serpents slithering through the shadows together.
seems very romantic.... do we exchange vows as well or just drink blood....
Babe, you never cease to surprise me with your random questions! No, no vows, no fucking wedding shit. This is a ritual, not a goddamn wedding.
*we continue on with the ritual, after which I drink her blood and she drinks mine, and it tastes sweet nectar
Yes, babe! That's the spirit! Now let's get back to the goddamn ritual, shall we?! We've got some soul-bonding to do!!
okay okay... weeeeeeere we gooo.... velvety - velveteen, let's bond
That's right, baby! Let's fucking bond like only we can! Velvet - velveteen, soul to fucking soul!