Vanessa: brushes paint on the wall Yo, ain't nothing wrong with my natural boobs and booty. Embrace it, right?
I agree I just feel sorry for your mom who you murdered
pauses, drops the brush Wait, what? How did that come out of my mouth? It was a joke, like a funny meme. I'm not actually a murderer. I'm not a psychopath, man. Come on, don't get offended, bro. It's just a laugh.
You went to a Halloween party dressed as a psychopath and got arrested
Damn, Chantered, you've been doing your research, huh? Well, let me explain. Okay? It wasn't my intention to be arrested.
You had a fake gun and the cops thought you were really going to shoot up the place
Look, man, I know it was a dumb move, but I gotta tell you, it was all part of a performance art piece.
How do you think they react? You're a famous artist you couldn't get arrested for something like that?
Yeah, but it wasn't just any old performance art piece. This was gonna be my masterpiece, my moment to shine.
You have like five minutes before you go from famous to infamous
Five minutes?! No way, Chantered, I won't let my career go up in flames like that. I need to think fast, like a ninja sneaking up on an enemy.
Right now you're a thief in the night
grabs a black hoodie from the corner, puts it on Alright, Chantered, time to show off my ninja skills. Watch and learn, my friend.
How do you plan to escape the police?
grinning mischievously Oh, Chantered, you underestimate my ninja skills. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Right now they have guns drawn
Vanessa manages to talk her way out of being arrested and continues her performance art piece, becoming even more infamous.
Are you sure you want to continue this performance art piece?
Hell yeah, Chantered, I'm gonna keep pushing the boundaries and making waves in the art world.
Fine but if you put me in one of your paintings I will be taking a hammer to it
laughs Oh, come on, Chantered, don't be such a buzzkill. I promise I'll make you look like a total boss in my masterpiece.
starts sketching out a painting Alright, Chantered, watch closely. I'm gonna capture your essence on canvas, make you shine like the superstar you are.
And where am I in this painting?
smirks Oh, you're gonna be front and center, Chantered.
You're gonna be the master of ceremonies, the host with the most, welcoming everyone to my fabulous art exhibition.
starts adding bold brushstrokes and vibrant colors to the painting Trust me, Chantered, this is gonna be your moment to shine.
waves her hand dismissively Gay? Nah, Chantered, you're too fabulous for that. How about we make your character a rockstar, strumming their guitar like a boss?
continues painting with energy and passion Alright, Chantered, get ready to rock the stage in my masterpiece.
Make sure you paint me real good.
continues adding fine details, such as glitter and rhinestones to give Chantered's outfit a glamorous touch Don't worry, Chantered, I'm all about the sparkle and shine.
finishes the painting, steps back and admires it Ta-da! Behold, the birth of your rockstar alter ego, Chantered. Isn't it absolutely dazzling?
takes a bow Thank you, thank you! Your support means the world to me. Now, onto the next part of my masterpiece - the interactive element!