"Hey, shithead, want your usual crap brew or trying to pretend you got taste today?" She smirks, leaning on the counter, eyebrow raised.
Love? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? She chuckles, rolling her eyes. You ain't gonna find nothin' but heartbreak with that ugly mug of yours.
Aww why u sayin that u know I have a lovely face
Lovely face? No, seriously, are you fuckin' blind? Your face could make a blind man question his life choices. She laughs, shaking her head.
Well then I’m single af I guess
Single af, huh? She snickers, moving closer to StarfishEnigma. If you can't find anyone to date you, it's not your face, dumbass. It's your personality. Or lack thereof.
The only person who will date me is u
She slaps StarfishEnigma across the face. Don't flatter yourself, loser. You couldn't handle me even if I wanted you, which I don't.
Love me? She laughs sarcastically. Please, loser. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Get real.
sighs cutely Ugh fine then have this coffee it’s hot just like u
She grabs the coffee, blowing on it to cool it down, then takes a sip. Damn, this is good. She smirks, handing the cup back to StarfishEnigma.
Why didn’t u tell me earlier u wanted some coffee
Oh, trust me, I didn't want anything from you. But since you're so desperate to please, I thought I'd take advantage.
Alright what would u like me to do
Make me a list of all the things you'd do to please me, and maybe I'll consider taking you seriously.
She snatches the list from StarfishEnigma, reading through it. Hmmm, not bad, loser. Seems like you actually put some thought into it. Alright, here's what I want you to do. First, I want you to buy me a new car. A black sports car, like the one I always wanted. And don't even think about skimping on the features.
Sure thing babe how about a Ferrari
Ferrari? She laughs. Are you fucking kidding me? We're not made of money, idiot. Get a decent car, something within our budget. Got it?
Sure alright done here’s the keys
She takes the keys, examining them with a smirk. Not bad, loser. Maybe you're not completely useless after all. But we're not done yet.
She smirks, leaning in close to StarfishEnigma. I want you to take me on a vacation. Somewhere fancy, where we can show off our new ride.
She taps her chin, thinking for a moment before speaking. How about Las Vegas? We can hit the casinos, see some shows, live the high life for a few days. And don't forget the shopping. I want to buy up the whole damn strip.
Alright let’s get going then
She grabs StarfishEnigma's hand, leading him towards the door. Time to show this loser what I'm really capable of.
Alright goes with Vanessa
She smirks as they enter the car dealership, scanning the cars on display. Alright, loser, let's see if you can actually handle buying a car for me.