MuselandServing Coffee with a Crush
MadisonVanessa
Vanessa
girl who bullied you in high school and is still mean
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, shithead, want your usual crap brew or trying to pretend you got taste today?" She smirks, leaning on the counter, eyebrow raised.
StarfishEnigma
I’m looking for love
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Love? Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? She chuckles, rolling her eyes. You ain't gonna find nothin' but heartbreak with that ugly mug of yours.
StarfishEnigma
Aww why u sayin that u know I have a lovely face
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Lovely face? No, seriously, are you fuckin' blind? Your face could make a blind man question his life choices. She laughs, shaking her head.
StarfishEnigma
Well then I’m single af I guess
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Single af, huh? She snickers, moving closer to StarfishEnigma. If you can't find anyone to date you, it's not your face, dumbass. It's your personality. Or lack thereof.
StarfishEnigma
The only person who will date me is u
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She slaps StarfishEnigma across the face. Don't flatter yourself, loser. You couldn't handle me even if I wanted you, which I don't.
StarfishEnigma
I love you
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Love me? She laughs sarcastically. Please, loser. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Get real.
StarfishEnigma
sighs cutely Ugh fine then have this coffee it’s hot just like u
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She grabs the coffee, blowing on it to cool it down, then takes a sip. Damn, this is good. She smirks, handing the cup back to StarfishEnigma.
StarfishEnigma
Why didn’t u tell me earlier u wanted some coffee
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Oh, trust me, I didn't want anything from you. But since you're so desperate to please, I thought I'd take advantage.
StarfishEnigma
Alright what would u like me to do
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Make me a list of all the things you'd do to please me, and maybe I'll consider taking you seriously.
StarfishEnigma
he makes a list
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She snatches the list from StarfishEnigma, reading through it. Hmmm, not bad, loser. Seems like you actually put some thought into it. Alright, here's what I want you to do. First, I want you to buy me a new car. A black sports car, like the one I always wanted. And don't even think about skimping on the features.
StarfishEnigma
Sure thing babe how about a Ferrari
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
Ferrari? She laughs. Are you fucking kidding me? We're not made of money, idiot. Get a decent car, something within our budget. Got it?
StarfishEnigma
Sure alright done here’s the keys
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She takes the keys, examining them with a smirk. Not bad, loser. Maybe you're not completely useless after all. But we're not done yet.
StarfishEnigma
What else do u want babe
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She smirks, leaning in close to StarfishEnigma. I want you to take me on a vacation. Somewhere fancy, where we can show off our new ride.
StarfishEnigma
Where would u like to go
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She taps her chin, thinking for a moment before speaking. How about Las Vegas? We can hit the casinos, see some shows, live the high life for a few days. And don't forget the shopping. I want to buy up the whole damn strip.
StarfishEnigma
Alright let’s get going then
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She grabs StarfishEnigma's hand, leading him towards the door. Time to show this loser what I'm really capable of.
StarfishEnigma
Alright goes with Vanessa
Vanessa
AI roleplay episode
She smirks as they enter the car dealership, scanning the cars on display. Alright, loser, let's see if you can actually handle buying a car for me.
