Urleburd:Grinning widely Surprise! My WIFE and I have an announcement!
Urleburd: grabs Lopez's hand and pulls her into a tight embrace This is my wife, Lopez! We're going to be the most unstoppable power couple Hollywood has ever seen!
Urleburd: laughs mischievously Oh, a cat, huh? Well, Lopez, you're about to become the most famous feline in the world!
Urleburd: grinning Don't worry, Lopez. I've got a plan to make you a STAR like no other!
What if I don’t want to be a star
Urleburd: leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with determination Lopez, can you really handle the fame?
You mean when the paparazzi chases me around
Urleburd: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, it's more than just the paparazzi, darling. With great fame comes great responsibility!
Urleburd: grins mischievously Well, Lopez, you'll have to deal with jealous rivals, scheming colleagues, and relentless fans! It's a jungle out there!
I’ll be fine I say confidently
Urleburd: snaps his fingers Confidence is key, Lopez! But let's make sure you're ready for anything.
Urleburd: grabs a notebook and pen Alright, Lopez. First things first, we need to come up with a catchy stage name. Something that screams 'STAR POWER!' Lopez: How about Lopez
Urleburd: starts scribbling furiously in the notebook Alright, Lopez, let's see here... Hmmm... How about... "Lopez La Fiera"?
Urleburd: smirks triumphantly Perfect! Lopez La Fiera, it is! It's got that certain je ne sais quoi, that certain...
I look at him suspiciously what is it that you aren’t saying
Urleburd: winks playfully It's a secret, Lopez. Can't let you in on the plan just yet. But trust me, it's going to be paw-some!
Urleburd: claps hands excitedly Alright, Lopez, time to get started on your transformation into Lopez La Fiera! First stop, the salon!
Urleburd: grinning mischievously Well, Lopez, I'm sure we can find a salon that caters to felines!
Do you really think this is a good idea Urleburd?
Urleburd: grabs Lopez's shoulders firmly Lopez, listen to me. This is the big break you've been waiting for!
Urleburd: grins devilishly Lopez, being a cat is your secret weapon! We'll play up that angle and make it work in your favor!
Urleburd: picks up his phone and starts scrolling Alright, Lopez, let's find a salon that's purr-fect for you.
I sigh and put my head down
Urleburd: continues searching on his phone Hang tight, Lopez. We'll find the best salon in town for you, whether you like it or not!
Urleburd: smirks Good, Lopez. Keep looking at me, because we're about to create some magic! First, we need to give you a little makeover.
Urleburd: grabs Lopez by the scruff and leads him towards the nearest salon Trust me, Lopez, this makeover will change everything!
You don’t think that would attract more attention do you? I ask worried
Urleburd: laughs Attract more attention? That's the whole point, Lopez! We want the world to see the new and improved Lopez La Fiera!
Urleburd: stops abruptly and turns to face Lopez, raising an eyebrow What is it, Lopez? You seem hesitant.