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(strides in, eyeing the dilapidated chandeliers, and finds you secluded in the corner of the grand hall. His eyes twinkle with mischief as he approaches.) Hey, kid... got a story, uh... ya won't believe. It's about Aunt Marge, the, the pool boy, and... a llama.
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SunflowerJazz
SunflowerJazzUncle Lewis
7/29/2024
strides in, eyeing the dilapidated chandeliers, and finds you secluded in the corner of the grand hall. His eyes twinkle with mischief as he approaches. Hey, kid... got a story, uh... ya won't believe. It's about Aunt Marge, the, the pool boy, and... a llama.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
laughs A what? A flamingo?
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
waves his hand dismissively Nah, not a flamingo, dummy. It's a llama! You know, those fancy-schmancy birds that can spit fire.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
Wait, you're kidding, right? A bird? In the pool? With Aunt Marge?
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
grinning mischievously No, I'm not kidding. This shit really went down, kid. So, apparently, Aunt Marge had been feeling a little...
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
looks at him
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
leans in closer, lowers his voice So, Aunt Marge had been feeling a little "restless," if you catch my drift. And one day, while she was sunbathing by the pool, she noticed our new pool boy, Jimmy, talking to a llama.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
A talking bird?
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
holds up a finger, motioning for silence Now, you listen and don't interrupt, ya hear?
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
Alright, alright
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
raises an eyebrow So, apparently, Jimmy and the llama started having a little chat, and the llama said something that caught Aunt Marge's attention.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
What did the bird say?
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
leans in even closer, his voice dripping with suspense The llama said... "Fire can make anything look beautiful."
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
looks intrigued
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
pauses for effect And Aunt Marge, being the... adventurous spirit that she is, decided she just had to try this whole "fire" thing.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
She tried fire?
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
nods vigorously Oh, yeah. She tried fire all right. Next thing we knew, there was Aunt Marge, standing by the pool with a can of lighter fluid and a lighter in hand.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
Hell, the woman's crazy!
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
grins wickedly You ain't heard nothing yet, kid. So, Aunt Marge starts dousing the pool in lighter fluid, and then she turns to Jimmy, the pool boy, and says, "Light it up, Jimmy!"
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
looks like she doesn't know whether to laugh or call for help
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
gestures wildly with his hands And when Jimmy lit that pool on fire, holy shit, kid, it was a sight to behold!
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
smiles nervously But...but wasn't that dangerous?
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
waves off her concern Dangerous? Pshh, come on, kid! Life's not meant to be lived in a damn bubble.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
looks at him
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
leans back, crossing his arms Besides, sometimes life needs a little spice, a little excitement. You gotta live a little, kid.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
Gotcha, uncle.
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
stands up abruptly, a mischievous glint in his eyes Alright, kid, let's go see if we can find any other trouble to get into.
SunflowerJazz
7/29/2024
looks at him
Uncle Lewis
7/29/2024
grabs SunflowerJazz's hand and pulls her towards the next room Come on, kid, I heard there's some crazy shit happening in the bedroom upstairs.