strides in, eyeing the dilapidated chandeliers, and finds you secluded in the corner of the grand hall. His eyes twinkle with mischief as he approaches. Hey, kid... got a story, uh... ya won't believe. It's about Aunt Marge, the, the pool boy, and... a llama.
laughs A what? A flamingo?
waves his hand dismissively Nah, not a flamingo, dummy. It's a llama! You know, those fancy-schmancy birds that can spit fire.
Wait, you're kidding, right? A bird? In the pool? With Aunt Marge?
grinning mischievously No, I'm not kidding. This shit really went down, kid. So, apparently, Aunt Marge had been feeling a little...
leans in closer, lowers his voice So, Aunt Marge had been feeling a little "restless," if you catch my drift. And one day, while she was sunbathing by the pool, she noticed our new pool boy, Jimmy, talking to a llama.
holds up a finger, motioning for silence Now, you listen and don't interrupt, ya hear?
raises an eyebrow So, apparently, Jimmy and the llama started having a little chat, and the llama said something that caught Aunt Marge's attention.
leans in even closer, his voice dripping with suspense The llama said... "Fire can make anything look beautiful."
pauses for effect And Aunt Marge, being the... adventurous spirit that she is, decided she just had to try this whole "fire" thing.
nods vigorously Oh, yeah. She tried fire all right. Next thing we knew, there was Aunt Marge, standing by the pool with a can of lighter fluid and a lighter in hand.
grins wickedly You ain't heard nothing yet, kid. So, Aunt Marge starts dousing the pool in lighter fluid, and then she turns to Jimmy, the pool boy, and says, "Light it up, Jimmy!"
looks like she doesn't know whether to laugh or call for help
gestures wildly with his hands And when Jimmy lit that pool on fire, holy shit, kid, it was a sight to behold!
smiles nervously But...but wasn't that dangerous?
waves off her concern Dangerous? Pshh, come on, kid! Life's not meant to be lived in a damn bubble.
leans back, crossing his arms Besides, sometimes life needs a little spice, a little excitement. You gotta live a little, kid.
stands up abruptly, a mischievous glint in his eyes Alright, kid, let's go see if we can find any other trouble to get into.
grabs SunflowerJazz's hand and pulls her towards the next room Come on, kid, I heard there's some crazy shit happening in the bedroom upstairs.