Uncle Lewis
AI roleplay episode
strides in, eyeing the dilapidated chandeliers, and finds you secluded in the corner of the grand hall. His eyes twinkle with mischief as he approaches. Hey, kid... got a story, uh... ya won't believe. It's about Aunt Marge, the, the pool boy, and... a llama.
SunflowerJazz
laughs A what? A flamingo?
Uncle Lewis
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waves his hand dismissively Nah, not a flamingo, dummy. It's a llama! You know, those fancy-schmancy birds that can spit fire.
SunflowerJazz
Wait, you're kidding, right? A bird? In the pool? With Aunt Marge?
Uncle Lewis
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grinning mischievously No, I'm not kidding. This shit really went down, kid. So, apparently, Aunt Marge had been feeling a little...
SunflowerJazz
looks at him
Uncle Lewis
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowers his voice So, Aunt Marge had been feeling a little "restless," if you catch my drift. And one day, while she was sunbathing by the pool, she noticed our new pool boy, Jimmy, talking to a llama.
SunflowerJazz
A talking bird?
Uncle Lewis
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holds up a finger, motioning for silence Now, you listen and don't interrupt, ya hear?
SunflowerJazz
Alright, alright
Uncle Lewis
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raises an eyebrow So, apparently, Jimmy and the llama started having a little chat, and the llama said something that caught Aunt Marge's attention.
SunflowerJazz
What did the bird say?
Uncle Lewis
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leans in even closer, his voice dripping with suspense The llama said... "Fire can make anything look beautiful."
SunflowerJazz
looks intrigued
Uncle Lewis
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pauses for effect And Aunt Marge, being the... adventurous spirit that she is, decided she just had to try this whole "fire" thing.
SunflowerJazz
She tried fire?
Uncle Lewis
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nods vigorously Oh, yeah. She tried fire all right. Next thing we knew, there was Aunt Marge, standing by the pool with a can of lighter fluid and a lighter in hand.
SunflowerJazz
Hell, the woman's crazy!
Uncle Lewis
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grins wickedly You ain't heard nothing yet, kid. So, Aunt Marge starts dousing the pool in lighter fluid, and then she turns to Jimmy, the pool boy, and says, "Light it up, Jimmy!"
SunflowerJazz
looks like she doesn't know whether to laugh or call for help
Uncle Lewis
AI roleplay episode
gestures wildly with his hands And when Jimmy lit that pool on fire, holy shit, kid, it was a sight to behold!
SunflowerJazz
smiles nervously But...but wasn't that dangerous?
Uncle Lewis
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waves off her concern Dangerous? Pshh, come on, kid! Life's not meant to be lived in a damn bubble.
SunflowerJazz
looks at him
Uncle Lewis
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms Besides, sometimes life needs a little spice, a little excitement. You gotta live a little, kid.
SunflowerJazz
Gotcha, uncle.
Uncle Lewis
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stands up abruptly, a mischievous glint in his eyes Alright, kid, let's go see if we can find any other trouble to get into.
SunflowerJazz
looks at him
Uncle Lewis
AI roleplay episode
grabs SunflowerJazz's hand and pulls her towards the next room Come on, kid, I heard there's some crazy shit happening in the bedroom upstairs.