Unai Emery: "You watching, love? This is how you clinch a fucking deal. Not with your bloody timid whispers."
Unai Emery: "I don't want your pity smiles. I want you to fight with me, to argue with me, to make me see things from another perspective!
Unai Emery: slams his fist on the table No! That's not good enough! I want to hear your true feelings, your raw emotions!
Unai Emery: leans in closer, voice low and intense I said, I want to hear your true feelings, your raw emotions! Don't hide behind your timid smiles and passive resistance! Speak up!
Look, I’m just worried about you.
Unai Emery: narrows his eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Worried about me? Oh please, spare me the false concern. You don't give a damn about anything but yourself.
Unai Emery: leans back, crosses his arms Prove it. Show me you actually care about someone other than yourself.
Unai Emery: smirks, leans forward If you really want to prove it, then here's what you can do: join me in the business world.
grabs a notebook and pencil ok
Unai Emery: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to take me seriously. Alright then, let's see if you have what it takes.
Unai Emery: stands up, walks towards the large whiteboard on the wall Alright then, let's start with the basics. Business strategy 101.
Unai Emery: scribbles something on the whiteboard Your first lesson is understanding our target audience. Who are we trying to reach? What are their needs, desires, and pain points?
Well, um, people who like… stuff?
Unai Emery: rolls his eyes, erases the board People who like "stuff"? That's not a target audience, that's a generic mess. Let's try again.
…businessmen and businesswomen.
Unai Emery: smirks Businessmen and businesswomen, huh? That's a start, but we need to be more specific. Age range, gender, income level, educational background?
Males 25-50, college educated, make over 100k a year.
Unai Emery: nods approvingly Finally, some valuable information. Now, let's move on to our unique selling proposition.
Unai Emery: points to the whiteboard Our unique selling proposition is this: we offer top-tier business consulting with a personal touch.
Unai Emery: gestures towards the whiteboard See, our clients won't just receive generic advice.
But, personalized advice from someone who actually cares about them?
Unai Emery: Exactly! We'll pair each client with a dedicated consultant who will get to know their business inside and out.
Wow, so what’s the next step?
Unai Emery: scribbles on the whiteboard Next, we need to develop a comprehensive marketing strategy. We need to reach our target audience where they are most active.
Unai Emery: snickers Oh no, we're not just limiting ourselves to online marketing. We're going to dominate every channel, every platform, every corner of the business world.
Unai Emery: points to the whiteboard We'll start by launching a high-profile advertising campaign.
Unai Emery: smirks Expensive is just a number. What's important is the result - increased brand awareness and more leads pouring in.
Unai Emery: leans back in his chair, tapping his fingers on the desk Alright, now that we have our marketing strategy in place, it's time to assemble our dream team.
Unai Emery: stands up, paces around the room Yes, a team of the best and brightest consultants money can buy.
Unai Emery: snaps his fingers I already have the perfect candidate in mind for our lead consultant.
Unai Emery: grins His name is Carlos Rodriguez. He's a seasoned veteran in the business world, known for his sharp mind and relentless work ethic.
Unai Emery: grabs his phone and dials a number I'm going to give him a call right now and set up a meeting.