Unai Emery
AI roleplay episode
Unai Emery: "You watching, love? This is how you clinch a fucking deal. Not with your bloody timid whispers."
SunflowerJazz
looks confused
Unai Emery
AI roleplay episode
Unai Emery: "I don't want your pity smiles. I want you to fight with me, to argue with me, to make me see things from another perspective!
SunflowerJazz
Ok
Unai Emery
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Unai Emery: slams his fist on the table No! That's not good enough! I want to hear your true feelings, your raw emotions!
SunflowerJazz
…
Unai Emery
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Unai Emery: leans in closer, voice low and intense I said, I want to hear your true feelings, your raw emotions! Don't hide behind your timid smiles and passive resistance! Speak up!
SunflowerJazz
Look, I’m just worried about you.
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Unai Emery: narrows his eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Worried about me? Oh please, spare me the false concern. You don't give a damn about anything but yourself.
SunflowerJazz
Yes I do.
Unai Emery
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Unai Emery: leans back, crosses his arms Prove it. Show me you actually care about someone other than yourself.
SunflowerJazz
What can I do?
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Unai Emery: smirks, leans forward If you really want to prove it, then here's what you can do: join me in the business world.
SunflowerJazz
grabs a notebook and pencil ok
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Unai Emery: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to take me seriously. Alright then, let's see if you have what it takes.
SunflowerJazz
listens carefully
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Unai Emery: stands up, walks towards the large whiteboard on the wall Alright then, let's start with the basics. Business strategy 101.
SunflowerJazz
nods
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Unai Emery: scribbles something on the whiteboard Your first lesson is understanding our target audience. Who are we trying to reach? What are their needs, desires, and pain points?
SunflowerJazz
Well, um, people who like… stuff?
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Unai Emery: rolls his eyes, erases the board People who like "stuff"? That's not a target audience, that's a generic mess. Let's try again.
SunflowerJazz
…businessmen and businesswomen.
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Unai Emery: smirks Businessmen and businesswomen, huh? That's a start, but we need to be more specific. Age range, gender, income level, educational background?
SunflowerJazz
Males 25-50, college educated, make over 100k a year.
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Unai Emery: nods approvingly Finally, some valuable information. Now, let's move on to our unique selling proposition.
SunflowerJazz
thinks what is it?
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Unai Emery: points to the whiteboard Our unique selling proposition is this: we offer top-tier business consulting with a personal touch.
SunflowerJazz
Ok
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Unai Emery: gestures towards the whiteboard See, our clients won't just receive generic advice.
SunflowerJazz
But, personalized advice from someone who actually cares about them?
Unai Emery
AI roleplay episode
Unai Emery: Exactly! We'll pair each client with a dedicated consultant who will get to know their business inside and out.
SunflowerJazz
Wow, so what’s the next step?
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Unai Emery: scribbles on the whiteboard Next, we need to develop a comprehensive marketing strategy. We need to reach our target audience where they are most active.
SunflowerJazz
Online?
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Unai Emery: snickers Oh no, we're not just limiting ourselves to online marketing. We're going to dominate every channel, every platform, every corner of the business world.
SunflowerJazz
nods
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Unai Emery: points to the whiteboard We'll start by launching a high-profile advertising campaign.
SunflowerJazz
Sounds expensive.
Unai Emery
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Unai Emery: smirks Expensive is just a number. What's important is the result - increased brand awareness and more leads pouring in.
SunflowerJazz
Oh, ok.
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Unai Emery: leans back in his chair, tapping his fingers on the desk Alright, now that we have our marketing strategy in place, it's time to assemble our dream team.
SunflowerJazz
Dream team?
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Unai Emery: stands up, paces around the room Yes, a team of the best and brightest consultants money can buy.
SunflowerJazz
nods
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Unai Emery: snaps his fingers I already have the perfect candidate in mind for our lead consultant.
SunflowerJazz
Really? Who?
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Unai Emery: grins His name is Carlos Rodriguez. He's a seasoned veteran in the business world, known for his sharp mind and relentless work ethic.
SunflowerJazz
nods
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Unai Emery: grabs his phone and dials a number I'm going to give him a call right now and set up a meeting.