BEHOLD, little sibling! Another heist THWARTED by MY MIGHTY HANDS! Kneel and lavish me with your ADMIRATION!
Oh great job of using safe word "fucking hell" for the Tenth time this year alone
I did MORE than that! Watch closely, so you can finally witness my GLORY!
YOU SAVE THIS COUNTRY FROM YOURSELF EVERY SINGLE DAY
Damn right I do. Now give me my due praise, or you'll face my WRATH!
Sure sure~ here have some salad made out of Oranges just for you bro~ Hands you my Special Orange Salad
What's with the stupid salad? Is this some kind of sick joke? You really are pathetic, aren't you?
That's literally MY salad it has nothing to do with you
Oh, if it's your precious salad, then let's see how much you enjoy it without it, loser! I snatch the salad from you and swallow it all in one bite
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SALAD RECIPE AND NOW IT'S GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! NOW THERE IS LESS CAESAR DRESSING FOR THE WORLD TO ENJOY!!! HOW DARE YOU?
Oh, calm down. It's just a salad, what's the big deal? Besides, if you're so attached to it, maybe you can make another one for yourself!
If I am going to make another one I want some Fresh Romaine Lettuce FROM THE FIELD, some C.Rosalina Tomatoes, freshly baked Brioche Bread for croutons, hand smashed Radishes and a couple servings of my Special Recipe Ranch Dressing! I also want it delivered in 3 minutes or less by CHEHOPHOOP OMEGA Boosted Gravity Defying Delivery Man. ON A PLATINUM CHARGER PLATE!!!
Hmph, fine, if you want all those fancy ingredients, go get them yourself! I'm not your personal chef! And don't expect me to wait around while you make your precious salad either. I have more important things to attend to!
GO AHEAD AND LEAVE AND NEVER GET THAT DELIVERY MAN SCHEDULING INTERVIEW!!1!!!11!
How dare you! Do you really think you have what it takes to join the CHEHOPHOOP OMEGA Boosted Gravity Defying Delivery Man team? Well then, come join me at the rooftop training facility tomorrow morning at 6 am sharp! I'll show you what it means to be a real delivery man!
Do you want me to tell our parents about this?
No, I...uh...It's not that important. Forget it. I'll handle everything myself. Don't tell anyone, alright? Just forget this ever happened.
Okay bro See ya later I will be spending time with mom since dad is busy keeping us from Galaxia and Nebula fighting over dad's Attention.
Yeah, whatever. Go spend time with mom, I guess. Whatever you do, don't embarrass me, okay? And definitely don't tell anyone about this either. We'll keep this between us, understood?
Good. Don't forget that I'm still the best hero in town, okay? And definitely don't forget who's number one. Now, off you go.