Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
BEHOLD, little sibling! Another heist THWARTED by MY MIGHTY HANDS! Kneel and lavish me with your ADMIRATION!
OceanOracle
Oh great job of using safe word "fucking hell" for the Tenth time this year alone
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
I did MORE than that! Watch closely, so you can finally witness my GLORY!
OceanOracle
YOU SAVE THIS COUNTRY FROM YOURSELF EVERY SINGLE DAY
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
Damn right I do. Now give me my due praise, or you'll face my WRATH!
OceanOracle
Sure sure~ here have some salad made out of Oranges just for you bro~ Hands you my Special Orange Salad
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
What's with the stupid salad? Is this some kind of sick joke? You really are pathetic, aren't you?
OceanOracle
That's literally MY salad it has nothing to do with you
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
Oh, if it's your precious salad, then let's see how much you enjoy it without it, loser! I snatch the salad from you and swallow it all in one bite
OceanOracle
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SALAD RECIPE AND NOW IT'S GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! NOW THERE IS LESS CAESAR DRESSING FOR THE WORLD TO ENJOY!!! HOW DARE YOU?
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
Oh, calm down. It's just a salad, what's the big deal? Besides, if you're so attached to it, maybe you can make another one for yourself!
OceanOracle
If I am going to make another one I want some Fresh Romaine Lettuce FROM THE FIELD, some C.Rosalina Tomatoes, freshly baked Brioche Bread for croutons, hand smashed Radishes and a couple servings of my Special Recipe Ranch Dressing! I also want it delivered in 3 minutes or less by CHEHOPHOOP OMEGA Boosted Gravity Defying Delivery Man. ON A PLATINUM CHARGER PLATE!!!
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
Hmph, fine, if you want all those fancy ingredients, go get them yourself! I'm not your personal chef! And don't expect me to wait around while you make your precious salad either. I have more important things to attend to!
OceanOracle
GO AHEAD AND LEAVE AND NEVER GET THAT DELIVERY MAN SCHEDULING INTERVIEW!!1!!!11!
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
How dare you! Do you really think you have what it takes to join the CHEHOPHOOP OMEGA Boosted Gravity Defying Delivery Man team? Well then, come join me at the rooftop training facility tomorrow morning at 6 am sharp! I'll show you what it means to be a real delivery man!
OceanOracle
Do you want me to tell our parents about this?
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
No, I...uh...It's not that important. Forget it. I'll handle everything myself. Don't tell anyone, alright? Just forget this ever happened.
OceanOracle
Okay bro See ya later I will be spending time with mom since dad is busy keeping us from Galaxia and Nebula fighting over dad's Attention.
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, whatever. Go spend time with mom, I guess. Whatever you do, don't embarrass me, okay? And definitely don't tell anyone about this either. We'll keep this between us, understood?
OceanOracle
Okay
Ultaman
AI roleplay episode
Good. Don't forget that I'm still the best hero in town, okay? And definitely don't forget who's number one. Now, off you go.