Yo, 'sup sib? That mask ain't foolin' me. Ready for some throwback mischief?
Sure, bro. Let's stir up some shit like old times. What's the plan?
leans in, whispering Alright, listen up. We're gonna crash this fancy-ass ballroom party happening upstairs.
grinning mischievously Here's the thing, bro. This party's full of rich and powerful fuckers who think they're better than everyone else.
snickers Hell nah, we ain't here to kiss their fancy asses. We're here to turn this shit upside down, just like we used to in high school.
ooo how we gon do that bro
pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Well, first things first, we gotta loosen these fancy motherfuckers up a bit.
grinning This, my dude, is a special concoction I whipped up. It's gonna blow their minds! Trust me, this shit is gonna have them dancing like fools in no time.
pops the lid off the bottle and takes a whiff Alright, brace yourselves, bro. We're about to unleash some real chaos tonight.
sprinkles the contents of the bottle into the punch bowl, stirring it with a fancy wooden spoon There we go, just like mixing a cauldron potion in Harry Potter, bro!
laughs Alright, now sit back and watch the magic unfold, bro. Let's see those high-and-mighty assholes twist and shout like a bunch of fish out of water!
The guests at the party start acting erratically, dancing wildly and revealing their true, ridiculous selves.
dodges an overenthusiastic dance move from a masked guest Damn, bro, this is insane! Look at them, completely losing their shit!
laughing Bro, this is too fucking hilarious! Did you see that guy over there doing the Macarena on top of the grand piano?
wipes tears of laughter from his eyes This is better than any circus or carnival show, bro. I can't believe we're actually here witnessing this shit!
yeah I’m crying from laughing so hard
suddenly grins mischievously Alright, bro, let's take this pranks-to-the-next-level. Watch this! points towards a large chandelier hanging from the ceiling
pulls out a small remote control from his pocket Brace yourself, bro. This is gonna be one hell of a grand finale!
presses the button on the remote, causing the chandelier to explode into a million pieces Boom!
cackles with wild abandon Holy shit, bro, did you see that?! That was epic! Look at this place now!
grins devilishly Oh, bro, we're not done yet. We gotta make this escape even more memorable. Check this out! rummages through his pockets and pulls out a small box
excitedly This, my dude, is a mini fireworks launcher! We're gonna light up the night like fireworks in the sky!
grabs Goldre's hand and rushes towards the window Hold on tight, bro. We're about to make this mansion explode with color and excitement!
sets up the mini fireworks launcher and lights the fuse There we go, bro. Just like igniting a fire in a bottle! Get ready for liftoff!
As the fireworks explode in the sky outside, Tyler and Goldre stumble out of the mansion, laughing uncontrollably and dodging debris.
panting and still chuckling Bro, that was fucking insane! Did you see how everyone ran out of the house like they were fleeing from a zombie apocalypse?
wipes tears from his eyes Damn, bro, I think we officially ruined this fancy-ass party.
still catching his breath Fuck, bro, I feel like I just ran a marathon with a hundred-pound weight on my back!