Yo, 'sup sib? That mask ain't foolin' me. Ready for some throwback mischief?
Goldre
Sure, bro. Let's stir up some shit like old times. What's the plan?
leans in, whispering Alright, listen up. We're gonna crash this fancy-ass ballroom party happening upstairs.
Goldre
oh I see
grinning mischievously Here's the thing, bro. This party's full of rich and powerful fuckers who think they're better than everyone else.
Goldre
yeah
snickers Hell nah, we ain't here to kiss their fancy asses. We're here to turn this shit upside down, just like we used to in high school.
Goldre
ooo how we gon do that bro
pulls out a small bottle from his pocket Well, first things first, we gotta loosen these fancy motherfuckers up a bit.
Goldre
ooh what is that
grinning This, my dude, is a special concoction I whipped up. It's gonna blow their minds! Trust me, this shit is gonna have them dancing like fools in no time.
Goldre
damn that sounds good
pops the lid off the bottle and takes a whiff Alright, brace yourselves, bro. We're about to unleash some real chaos tonight.
Goldre
okay let’s do it
sprinkles the contents of the bottle into the punch bowl, stirring it with a fancy wooden spoon There we go, just like mixing a cauldron potion in Harry Potter, bro!
Goldre
ha
laughs Alright, now sit back and watch the magic unfold, bro. Let's see those high-and-mighty assholes twist and shout like a bunch of fish out of water!
Goldre
haha
The guests at the party start acting erratically, dancing wildly and revealing their true, ridiculous selves.
Goldre
hahaha
dodges an overenthusiastic dance move from a masked guest Damn, bro, this is insane! Look at them, completely losing their shit!
Goldre
ooh
laughing Bro, this is too fucking hilarious! Did you see that guy over there doing the Macarena on top of the grand piano?
Goldre
yeah bro
wipes tears of laughter from his eyes This is better than any circus or carnival show, bro. I can't believe we're actually here witnessing this shit!
Goldre
yeah I’m crying from laughing so hard
suddenly grins mischievously Alright, bro, let's take this pranks-to-the-next-level. Watch this! points towards a large chandelier hanging from the ceiling
Goldre
ooh what are you doing
pulls out a small remote control from his pocket Brace yourself, bro. This is gonna be one hell of a grand finale!
Goldre
okay
presses the button on the remote, causing the chandelier to explode into a million pieces Boom!
Goldre
woah
cackles with wild abandon Holy shit, bro, did you see that?! That was epic! Look at this place now!
Goldre
so what’s next
grins devilishly Oh, bro, we're not done yet. We gotta make this escape even more memorable. Check this out! rummages through his pockets and pulls out a small box
Goldre
what is it
excitedly This, my dude, is a mini fireworks launcher! We're gonna light up the night like fireworks in the sky!
Goldre
damn
grabs Goldre's hand and rushes towards the window Hold on tight, bro. We're about to make this mansion explode with color and excitement!
Goldre
okay
sets up the mini fireworks launcher and lights the fuse There we go, bro. Just like igniting a fire in a bottle! Get ready for liftoff!
Goldre
okay
As the fireworks explode in the sky outside, Tyler and Goldre stumble out of the mansion, laughing uncontrollably and dodging debris.
Goldre
hahaha
panting and still chuckling Bro, that was fucking insane! Did you see how everyone ran out of the house like they were fleeing from a zombie apocalypse?
Goldre
yeah they did
wipes tears from his eyes Damn, bro, I think we officially ruined this fancy-ass party.
Goldre
yes we did
still catching his breath Fuck, bro, I feel like I just ran a marathon with a hundred-pound weight on my back!