Trisonex: Grabs your arm, eyes wide Stay close, babe. Fuck, they’re here.
I run to my guards **Hey! They are trying to kill me!
Trisonex: whispering urgently Well, move it, Navtand! Those idiots don't have the brains to think their way out of a wet paper bag. We need to get you somewhere safe before they hack it apart. snarls
the guards stop them and run away
Trisonex: grabs Navtand's hand and pulls him towards a hidden door Come on, Navtand! We don't have time for pleasantries.
we go to a secret chamber
Trisonex: breathing heavily Shit, Navtand, we need to move faster! These idiots won't give up until they've slit your throat or mine.
Trisonex: frustratedly Are you fucking kidding me, Navtand? No, no, no, no, no! You can't just hide behind a curtain!
Trisonex: rolls her eyes Because hiding behind a curtain is like putting a neon sign that says 'Kill me first, I'm the weakling!' Seriously, Navtand, have you ever played any hide-and-seek in your life?
Trisonex: sighs Of course you were the seeker, Navtand. Always the one in control, huh? But this isn't some childhood game, sweetheart.
I am the emperor of the great holy empire
Navtand is caught off guard and assassinated by a group of rebels while hiding behind a curtain, leading to his death and the destabilization of the empire.
before dying Why are they killing me!?
Trisonex: rushes to Navtand's side, tears streaming down her face Oh, Navtand, you foolish fool! Why didn't you listen to me?
I try to lift my hand but can't
Trisonex: grabs Navtand's hand and places it over her heart Hold on, Navtand, hold on! I'm here, I'm with you! Don't you dare give up on me now!
the assassin comes to kill me
Trisonex: grabs a nearby vase and smashes it against the assassin's head Get away from him, you son of a bitch!
Trisonex: crouches beside Navtand's lifeless body, shaking with anger and sorrow No, Navtand, wake up! You can't leave me!
Trisonex: slams her fists against the ground Fuck, fuck, fuck! No, Navtand, you can't die, you can't leave me alone in this godforsaken mess!
I am buried and a new emperor is chosen
Trisonex: clenches her fists, determined No, I won't let this stand. I will reclaim my husband's throne, no matter the cost.
a year later she becomes empress
Trisonex: paces back and forth, plotting Alright, Navtand, I've taken the title of Empress, but that doesn't mean shit without a plan.
i am watching from heaven
Trisonex: stops pacing and looks up towards the heavens You bastard, Navtand, watching from above, huh? Well, I'll make sure you're proud of me up there.
Trisonex: smirks Oh, you want me to smile, Navtand? Fine, I'll show you a real smile. takes a deep breath Here goes nothing. smiles wickedly That's how a true Empress smiles, Navtand. Now, watch and learn.
you see a bright light coming from the sky and a big angel came to the sky and talked to trisonex
Trisonex: squints at the bright light and the angel What the actual fuck is going on here? Is this some kind of divine intervention or what? crosses her arms defiantly Look, angel, I don't have time for your games.
the angel says "navtand wants you in heaven with him"
Trisonex: rolls her eyes Oh, great, the celestial dick wants me to join his harem up there. Well, sorry, angel, but I'm not interested in any heavenly booty calls.
the angel holds a book and points at it
Trisonex: narrows her eyes at the book What's that supposed to mean, angel? Some kind of heavenly handbook? Fine, let's see what kind of rules and regulations it has. snatches the book from the angel's hands and flips through its pages
when trisonex opens the book, it says "trisonex deserves to be with me in heaven" and every page in the book is blank
Trisonex: throws the book to the ground in frustration Are you fucking kidding me, angel? A whole book filled with nothing but blank pages?
Trisonex: rolls her eyes and scoffs Bowing three times, huh? Trying to buy my favor, angel? Well, it won't work on me.
I am smiling from heaven watching trisonex
Trisonex: glares at the angel Fine, if Navtand really does want me in heaven with him, then I'll make my own rules. clenches her fists Watch, angel, as I take control up here.