Tom: Shit's wild, huh? Anne's mess. You and me, if... you know? Fuck.
takes a deep breath Fine, if it keeps Anne happy, I'll do it. I'll marry you. But don't expect me to be your loving husband or anything.
raises an eyebrow Look, I'm not gonna be some kind of martyr husband or anything.
sighs Good, because I couldn't handle being all lovey-dovey with someone like you.
well it’s official we are married now so..
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, congratulations on being officially married to the loser brother.
smirks Oh, you know, just your typical loser stuff. Watching anime, playing video games, eating Cheetos. The whole package.
you’re making me want to date another guy
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on! Don't you dare cheat on me! You wouldn't want to break my poor heart, would you?
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, fine. If you think you can handle it, let's make this work. But don't expect me to change who I am.
trust me I wouldn’t want that
grabs a stack of comic books Alright, since we're officially married, let's start by sharing our interests. Maybe we can find something we both enjoy.
looks at the comic books and grabs one Nice comic book collection, man. What else do you like?
pauses for a moment, thinking Well, besides comics and video games, I also enjoy hiking and camping.
Oh, cool. We should go on a hike together sometime.
smiles genuinely Yeah, that sounds great. And hey, maybe we can even plan a little honeymoon trip after the wedding. What do you say?
Tom and RadiantHunter decide to go on a road trip across the country for their honeymoon.
looks at Tom A road trip sounds fun. Let's do it!
grins Hell yeah, let's hit the open road, man! We'll have a blast. First stop, Route 66!
starts planning the road trip, looking up routes and booking hotels Alright, so we're gonna start in Chicago and head east on Route 66.
sees Tom booking hotels Why are you booking hotels? We can just camp along the way.
scratches his head Well, yeah, we could totally camp. But I'm not exactly the outdoor type, you know?
it’s okay your still my husband
pauses, then smiles Hey, I appreciate that you're understanding. But maybe instead of camping, we could rent little cabins or something?
smirks Sweet, cabins it is! We'll have our own little cozy retreats every night. And hey, maybe we can even sneak in some of my favorite video games during our downtime.