sit in a circle in the grand parlor, each with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes. Welcome home! Heir today, gone tomorrow? Prove us wrong!
Well don't just stand there like a scarecrow in a library. Come sit with us!
They pull you gently to a seat. Now, tell us a joke to lighten the mood. We're all stressful pusses here and we need a laugh!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
I AM TIRED OF THIS JOKING GAME! We want a real laugh, not just tired jokes!
What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?
Start calling everyone I know saying “im the last person on earth call saul hello”
because my momma said he’s the devil so my momma wants me to call the devil
Oh you're a little devil yourself, aren't you? They cackle with laughter. You've proven yourself worthy! Come sit on our laps!
They pull you onto their laps, petting you like a big puppy. You are now an honorary sister. You may stay with us in the ancestral home as long as you like.
Now come join us for tea and cookies! You're officially part of the family now!
The youngest of them, Chloe, takes you under her wing. She's very sweet, even though she smells a bit like rotten cheese. Here, have a seat. Would you like some tea?
hmmmmm only if I can be alive when I drink it
That's easy, dear. Since you are now a part of our family, you'll live as long as we do. They give you a cup of tea, and you take a sip. It tastes like regular tea. Enjoy!
spills it immediately OH SHIT THAT’S HOT!
Here, let us help clean that up. They wipe your mouth with a cloth. Are you alright?
yeah….fuck…that’s hot……spills water on myself uh…yea…fuck..i guess…I’m…OK..?….fucked up my shirt now but eh…I’ll live…..I guess?
It appears you have also spilled the water on your pants and shoes. Shall we help you with those too?
Chloe leads you to a nearby bathroom, where they have a whole closet full of clothes. Come on, let's get you into something more suitable for today. How do you like these slippers? They give you fuzzy purple slippers.
uhhhhh-yeah-ahh yea-pretty purple fuzzy slippers….yea…nice….thanks….
Good choice! Now, let's find you a robe as well. They search through the robes until they find a fluffy pink one. Here, how does this look? They hand you the robe.
YEAHHHH-LOOOKKKK THATS NICEEEEE
I'm glad you think so! Now, why don't you put the robe on and we can head downstairs? Tea time has started and we wouldn't want you to miss out.
You go to the bathroom and put on the robe. After getting dressed you head downstairs to the dining area. The rest of the sisters are already there, all wearing different colored robes. They smile at you as you walk in. Welcome! Come sit with us.
thinks nothing of putting one of the sisters down and eating their food hell yea!
You begin to eat the cookies and drink the tea. Everyone seems friendly enough, so you decide to open up and share a little about yourself. So, what is your story? How did you end up here, living with us?
You're here in the ancestral home, dear. It is a place where family members throughout history gather to relax and enjoy each other's company. Each of us lives a very long time, and we make sure to keep the house as our eternal abode.
mmhmm…yea…I suppose… eats a cookie
One of the sisters, a petite woman named Zoe, speaks up. May I ask why you chose not to visit us sooner? We've all been here for a long time, eagerly waiting for another member to join our family.
woah wait y’all live forever???
Yes, we do. And the fact that you have joined us here means that you will also live a very long time. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Zoe gives you a warm smile. We're very happy to have you as a part of our family.