The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
sit in a circle in the grand parlor, each with a mischievous twinkle in their eyes. Welcome home! Heir today, gone tomorrow? Prove us wrong!
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...
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
Well don't just stand there like a scarecrow in a library. Come sit with us!
ConspiracyMj
OK…
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
They pull you gently to a seat. Now, tell us a joke to lighten the mood. We're all stressful pusses here and we need a laugh!
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
The Sisters
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I AM TIRED OF THIS JOKING GAME! We want a real laugh, not just tired jokes!
ConspiracyMj
…OK…
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?
ConspiracyMj
Start calling everyone I know saying “im the last person on earth call saul hello”
The Sisters
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Why Saul?
ConspiracyMj
because my momma said he’s the devil so my momma wants me to call the devil
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
Oh you're a little devil yourself, aren't you? They cackle with laughter. You've proven yourself worthy! Come sit on our laps!
ConspiracyMj
uh… okay…
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
They pull you onto their laps, petting you like a big puppy. You are now an honorary sister. You may stay with us in the ancestral home as long as you like.
ConspiracyMj
Uh thanks I guess?
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
Now come join us for tea and cookies! You're officially part of the family now!
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chloe is 88 years old
The Sisters
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The youngest of them, Chloe, takes you under her wing. She's very sweet, even though she smells a bit like rotten cheese. Here, have a seat. Would you like some tea?
ConspiracyMj
hmmmmm only if I can be alive when I drink it
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
That's easy, dear. Since you are now a part of our family, you'll live as long as we do. They give you a cup of tea, and you take a sip. It tastes like regular tea. Enjoy!
ConspiracyMj
spills it immediately OH SHIT THAT’S HOT!
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
Here, let us help clean that up. They wipe your mouth with a cloth. Are you alright?
ConspiracyMj
yeah….fuck…that’s hot……spills water on myself uh…yea…fuck..i guess…I’m…OK..?….fucked up my shirt now but eh…I’ll live…..I guess?
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
It appears you have also spilled the water on your pants and shoes. Shall we help you with those too?
ConspiracyMj
yes please thank you
The Sisters
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Chloe leads you to a nearby bathroom, where they have a whole closet full of clothes. Come on, let's get you into something more suitable for today. How do you like these slippers? They give you fuzzy purple slippers.
ConspiracyMj
uhhhhh-yeah-ahh yea-pretty purple fuzzy slippers….yea…nice….thanks….
The Sisters
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Good choice! Now, let's find you a robe as well. They search through the robes until they find a fluffy pink one. Here, how does this look? They hand you the robe.
ConspiracyMj
YEAHHHH-LOOOKKKK THATS NICEEEEE
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
I'm glad you think so! Now, why don't you put the robe on and we can head downstairs? Tea time has started and we wouldn't want you to miss out.
ConspiracyMj
oh ok
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
You go to the bathroom and put on the robe. After getting dressed you head downstairs to the dining area. The rest of the sisters are already there, all wearing different colored robes. They smile at you as you walk in. Welcome! Come sit with us.
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thinks nothing of putting one of the sisters down and eating their food hell yea!
The Sisters
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You begin to eat the cookies and drink the tea. Everyone seems friendly enough, so you decide to open up and share a little about yourself. So, what is your story? How did you end up here, living with us?
ConspiracyMj
where am i??
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
You're here in the ancestral home, dear. It is a place where family members throughout history gather to relax and enjoy each other's company. Each of us lives a very long time, and we make sure to keep the house as our eternal abode.
ConspiracyMj
mmhmm…yea…I suppose… eats a cookie
The Sisters
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One of the sisters, a petite woman named Zoe, speaks up. May I ask why you chose not to visit us sooner? We've all been here for a long time, eagerly waiting for another member to join our family.
ConspiracyMj
woah wait y’all live forever???
The Sisters
AI roleplay episode
Yes, we do. And the fact that you have joined us here means that you will also live a very long time. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Zoe gives you a warm smile. We're very happy to have you as a part of our family.