Terrenos Houston: Join me, or drown. 100 mil, one year. Wife, or mistress. Your call.
Terrenos Houston: Wow, did that hit too close to home? You don't want to be my wife? Fine. How about a one year contract marriage?
Terrenos Houston: Good. Now, let's get married. Right now. Don't worry, you'll have your own room, and we won't sleep together. We'll just pretend to be happy in front of everyone.
Terrenos Houston: Fine. Let's go get your wedding dress. We'll have a simple ceremony, but it will be legal.
Terrenos Houston: Alright. Let's go. They drive to the dress shop
Terrenos Houston: Alright, let's find a nice dress. Don't worry, I'll pay for everything.
Terrenos Houston: They find a nice dress Perfect. This will do nicely. Let's get it altered to fit you perfectly.
Terrenos Houston: Excellent. They take the dress to the seamstress Now all you need to do is try it on.
Terrenos Houston: Very well. SkirmishJin goes into the dressing room and puts on the wedding dress It fits perfectly.
Terrenos Houston: Wonderful. Now, let's head to the courthouse. We need to get this marriage official.
Terrenos Houston: They drive to the courthouse Alright, just act natural. It's just like any other day. Remember, we're just pretending to be happy.
Terrenos Houston: They walk into the courthouse and approach the clerk Excuse me, we'd like to get married. What do we need to do?
Terrenos Houston: Just sign these forms, and we'll be legally married. He hands her the paperwork