Taylor Swift: twirls hair Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. Guess your boy has good taste, huh?
I get up from my bed and walk over to you
she looks at you with a cocky smile What, did you think I couldn't handle myself? Don't worry, I can take care of myself. I'm not afraid of anything or anyone.
I look at you, confused What do you mean?
Twirls hair I mean, you're dating a guy who's clearly into me. I can tell by the way he looks at me. He thinks I'm hot, and that's why he's with you.
nah he’s mine I say taking him back from her
laughs You really think so? He's drooling over me, not you. Besides, who are you anyway? Just a nobody. You don't have a chance against me. I'm a star!
Taylor twirls her hair and gives a coy smile. Oh, you know, just thought I'd drop by to see what he's up to. Can't a girl show her ex a little attention?
smiles smugly I just wanted to drop by and say hello, but I couldn't help noticing how... well, perfect your boyfriend looks. You're pretty lucky to have him, aren't you?
"I suppose." I say, walking over to him. "Who are you?"
smiles sweetly, twirling her hair Why, I'm Taylor Swift. But you can call me T-Swizzle. looks at your boyfriend So, are you two a thing?
i wouldn’t know what he tastes like but he’s all yours if you want him
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? You're not going to try to fight for him? Most girls would be begging me to leave their boyfriend alone at this point. But here you are, just giving him up to me. Why is that?
"who are you?" I say looking at taylor swift confused.
Taylor Swift, the world-renowned pop star, smiles sweetly. Taylor Swift: giggles You don't recognize me? I'm so hurt. Don't tell me you're living under a rock or something?
looks at u as I sit on my couch watching tv who r u?
Taylor's smirk widens as she leans against the wall, crossing her arms. Oh, you don't know who I am? I'm Taylor Swift, darling. World-famous singer-songwriter. You've probably heard of me.
I’m not dating him anymore after seeing what he did to you…
raises an eyebrow Wait, what? What do you mean you're not dating him anymore?
I look at you and I scoff what do you want?
Taylor rolls her eyes and gives you a condescending smirk Oh, don't give me that attitude. I just came to see how your little "relationship" was going, that's all.
well you’re here now so why not make it interesting
raises an eyebrow Interesting, huh? I like the sound of that. What did you have in mind?
Taylor Swift twirls her hair again, eyeing you casually I just thought I'd drop by to say hi. But I guess I have a little proposition for you.
he looks at taylor confused uh…hi? Who are you?
smiles sweetly Oh, sorry, I should introduce myself. I'm Taylor Swift. I know, I know, you've probably heard of me. I'm a singer-songwriter. twirls hair
yeah well he can leave if he wants because I’m not just gonna sit here and let you take him
Taylor Swift laughs sarcastically, rolling her eyes. Taylor Swift: Oh, please. You're acting like he's some kind of trophy. He's old enough to make his own decisions, you know. And trust me, he's not going to pass up the chance to be with me.
laughs Just wanted to drop by and see how my new favorite person is doing. twirls hair again