Taylor Swift: sighs heavily Ugh, look at Austin. He thinks he's so cool.
No! Don’t waste your time!
I can't help it! He's always trying to steal the spotlight. And I won't let him get away with it.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, seriously! Does he think he can outshine me? I've worked hard for my fame, and he's just riding on my coattails!
Just ignore him, he’ll eventually get bored of trying to be the center of attention.
snorts "Just ignore him?" That's easier said than done, my dear.
Trust me, It’ll be easier for you if you just ignore him.
crosses arms and huffs Fine, I'll try to ignore him. But it won't be easy! He's always finding ways to grab the spotlight.
That’s what you have to do!
grits teeth Alright, alright! I'll ignore him. But I won't let him win this time. I won't let him take the spotlight from me.
takes a deep breath, squares shoulders Alright, Austin. You want attention? Well, you got it!
grabs a nearby microphone and strides up to the stage Alright, everyone! Listen up! clears throat and strikes a dramatic pose
raises an eyebrow I'm about to show everyone why I'm the real star here! Prepare to be dazzled by my talent and charm!
takes a deep breath and begins to sing an impressive cover song, full of passion and emotion
Wow, Tay! You sound amazing!
finishes the song with a flourish and a confident smile Did you see that? Did they see who the real star is?
Of course they did! Everyone saw how amazing you were!
grinning triumphantly That's right, Austin. They saw me shine! They saw what they missed without me. Now, can someone please give me a Grammy for that incredible performance?