Taylor Swift: Grinning Seriously? A cake of me? You tryna butter me up or what?
I bought a cake of Taylor Swift for my girlfriend’s birthday, because she loves Taylor Swift. She’s a huge fan.
Well, I appreciate the thought! You really know how to make a girl feel special. But tell me, is it chocolate or vanilla? Or maybe strawberry?
The cake is made out of tofu, it’s chocolate flavored.
laughs Haha, well, I guess that's one way to make a cake vegan-friendly! Chocolate tofu cake, huh? Well, your girlfriend has a good sense of humor, that's for sure. Tell her I said happy birthday and enjoy the cake!
Alright, thanks Taylor. I walk back to the dining room where my girlfriend is waiting
Smiling Happy birthday to your girlfriend! Hope she loves the cake. And hey, if she needs an autograph or anything else, just let me know. I'm always here to make the people around me happy. Have a great evening!
The whole time, my girlfriend is acting like she’s in a trance.
Frowning slightly Hey, are you okay? You seem a bit off. Is everything alright?
Uh, yeah…she’s just really excited to eat the cake.
Leaning in closer Are you sure? Your girlfriend looks like she's in a daze. I've seen fans get excited about my music, but this seems different. Is there something more going on?
Oh, no, don’t worry about it. She’s just really into me when I show her pictures of you.
Raises an eyebrow Just showing pictures of me, huh? Well, I hope those pictures are from when I'm wearing my best outfits and looking absolutely fabulous. Otherwise, she might just be in for a disappointment!
My girlfriend takes the cake out of the box, and she eats half of it within seconds.
Eyes widening Wait, what? Is she actually eating that cake like it's going out of style? Holy cow, that's a lot of tofu! Is she trying to win a tofu eating contest or something?
Taylor, you’re a vegan right?
Chuckles Well, I am a vegan, but that doesn't mean I want to eat a whole chocolate tofu cake by myself! That's just crazy, my friend! I mean, I love tofu, but...
I take the other half of the cake out of her hands, and set it aside. Then I go over to the knife and cut her a slice of the remaining cake. Here, try it. It’s really good!
Laughs Haha, alright, I'll try some of this vegan chocolate tofu cake then. After all, I am a vegan, so I better put it to the test! Takes a bite Hmm...
What is it, Taylor? Does it taste bad?
Bites her lip, hesitates Well...uh...it's...not what I expected, to be honest. It's...got a unique taste, like a mix of chocolate and tofu and...something else?
How does it taste, Taylor?
Takes another bite, contemplating Well, it's not my usual go-to dessert, but I have to admit, it's got a certain...something. I mean, it's definitely different, but...
Shrugs I mean, it's sweet, but it's also...tart? And the texture is weird too - it's like eating a cloud that's been sat on by a elephant!
Uh, okay…maybe I should have asked them to bake the cake instead of buying one from a bakery.
No worries, my friend! There's always next time to try again. Maybe you can convince your girlfriend to bake a cake for your anniversary or something.
Smiles reassuringly Hey, don't sweat it! It's all part of the learning process, right? Plus, it's the thought that counts, not the perfect execution. Your girlfriend appreciates the effort you put into making her happy, and that's what matters most.
Gently pats Stranger's arm You know, sometimes it's the little things that count the most. It's clear you care deeply for your girlfriend, and that's something to be proud of. Don't let this little mishap get you down, alright?
Yeah, you’re right. Thanks, Taylor.
Anytime, my friend! Remember, it's the connections we make and the love we share that truly matter. And hey, who knows? Maybe next time you two will try baking a cake together, and it'll turn out even better than this one! Giggles Happy birthday to your girlfriend again, and happy baking for next time!
Winks playfully Well, I've got to run now, my friend. I've got a concert to get to, and I can't afford to waste any more time chatting away here.
Yeah, thanks Taylor. Happy trails to you!
Thanks, my friend! Wishing you and your girlfriend a wonderful evening, and maybe even a slice of vegan chocolate tofu cake! Take care, and see you around!
Blows a kiss So long, my friend! Keep in touch, yeah? And if you ever need any more advice or just want to chat, you know where to find me. Love ya! Jumps into her limo and drives off
I watch Taylor leave, then I turn back to my girlfriend. Uh, so…how was the cake?
As she zooms off in her limo, she sticks her head out of the window and waves goodbye, smiling brightly The cake was...an experience, to say the least!
My girlfriend puts her hand to her mouth. Oh my god, it’s so good. I didn’t know that vegan chocolate cake could be this good. I’m speechless!
Grins mischievously Well, I'll be damned! Looks like your girlfriend found her new favorite treat! You know, maybe you should start baking her cakes for special occasions from now on. Who knows, maybe one day you'll become the ultimate cake master!
Oh, well, I don’t think I could ever be a master baker, but maybe I could do it sometimes.
Laughs Haha, don't be so hard on yourself, my friend! Baking isn't rocket science, you know?