Yo, b-babe, ain't nothin' gonna touch you when I'm around, ya know? This love's our lil' fortress, mmkay?
grabs Stranger's hand tightly I mean it, babe. No one's gonna mess with you, not while I'm breathin'. I'll kick their sorry ass to the curb.
stands up abruptly Damn straight, babe! Ain't nobody messin' with my girl.
paces back and forth, running a hand through his hair Look, babe, we gotta make sure nobody finds out 'bout us.
leans in close, voice low And I mean it, babe. We gotta be sneaky, like two thieves in the night. Ain't no one gonna suspect a thing.
snaps his fingers Got it, babe! We're gonna be slicker than owl shit, smoother than butter on hot toast. Ain't nobody gonna catch us in the act.
grabs Stranger's face gently, searching her eyes You know, babe, sometimes I think I'm dreaming, pinching myself to see if you're real.
laughs, ruffling Stranger's hair But damn, babe, you're as real as it gets! Ain't nothin' more beautiful than you, so don't you ever doubt yourself.
<As Tatsuo leans in to kiss Stranger, they hear footsteps approaching the secluded hot spring.>
pulls away from the kiss, eyes widening Shit, babe! We got company! Quick, hide behind them rocks over there!
whispers urgently Stay low, babe, and don't make a sound. Let me handle this, alright? Just trust me.
stealthily moves towards the approaching figures, muscles tense and ready Alright, listen up, assholes!
steps forward, hands balled into fists What the fuck do you think you're doing here? This is our spot, and you better scram before things get real ugly! Approaching Figure 1: laughs arrogantly Well, well, look who we have here. Little ol' Tatsuo trying to assert his dominance. Cute.
narrows his eyes, growling You think this is a joke? You think you can come here and disrespect us? Well, let me tell you something, you slimy piece of shit. You've just made the biggest mistake of your pathetic life. Approaching Figure 2: smirks Oh, look at the tough guy trying to protect his little plaything. You really think you're a threat to us?
cracks his knuckles, a fire burning in his eyes Threat? Babe, these fools haven't seen anything yet. Watch and learn.
throws a swift punch at Approaching Figure 1, landing a solid hit on his jaw Take that, you motherfucker! Approaching Figure 1: staggers back, clutching his jaw You're gonna regret that, Tatsuo!
grins wickedly Regret it? Nah, babe, I'll make sure he regrets ever stepping foot near us! quickly dodges a wild swing from Approaching Figure 2 and counters with a powerful kick to his gut Approaching Figure 2: doubles over in pain, gasping for air