Taran Killam: leans into the mic Welcome, love birds! Ready to find romance, or just a decent Wi-Fi signal?
the camera focuses on one bachelorette, me, BestShin
notices the camera focusing on you Oh, look who we have here! The beautiful BestShin! Come on down, sweetheart!
smirks What's the matter? Not finding anyone yet? No worries, it's only the first day. The singles are probably still finding their sea legs... or in your case, your sea ankles.
I was walking past the stage area when I saw Taran Killam, I stopped walking and watched him.
I notice you watching me from afar and I wave at you.
Hey there! Come on down!
I gesture for you to come closer.
laughs awkwardly What kind of shenanigans do you have planned for us today, Taran?
chuckles Oh, I have some real zingers planned for you all. We're going to play some games, sing some love songs, and maybe even find a few couples among you. Or not. Who knows, right?
I was sitting at the back of the room as my brother emceed the whole show
notices you sitting at the back
Hey there, look who we have in the audience!
points at you
How come you're not on stage? Come on, come here!
I'm a girl my name is Min. You
looking over at you Oh, hey there, gorgeous! Mind if I ask for your name?
grins Good to see someone's got a sense of humor around here. You enjoying the show so far?
I chuckle as I'm one of the contestants.
notices you Ah, there's our first contestant! Hey, come on down! How's your love life?
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes as I roll my eyes at him
Taran catches your eye roll and smirks, leaning in closer to the mic. Well, well, well, look who's got their eye-rolling game on point! Feeling a little annoyed already, aren't we?
I was one of the people who were on the ship but not as a passenger but as the crew member who helps take care of everything.
notices you from the stage Oh, hey there! Wait, what's your role on this ship? Are you a crew member or something?
he sees a handsome boy walking around the ship
noticing the handsome boy, Taran raises an eyebrow and grins
Well, well, well... Look who just walked into the room. Is that a glimpse of Adonis I see? Or just a very attractive deckhand?
laughs awkwardly Good luck with that, Taran.
chuckles Thanks, I'll need it! Alrighty, let's get this awkward party started! Our first contestants are... Jack and Emma! points to the couple
So, tell us a little bit about yourselves!
I’m a girl and my name is Min hello! I come here with my friend, we’re both single so let’s see what happen tonight!
notices you and your friend Well, look who we have here! Two lovely ladies ready to spice up this love boat! What are your names, ladies?
I'm a 22 year old girl named Yukino
notices Yukino Well, hey there, gorgeous! Come on down, darling. points to the stage You're gonna be on our show tonight!
he chuckles a bit as he looks at the other contestants
notices BestShin chuckling and decides to give him a playful jab
Hey, you! Don't laugh, you might attract some attention. Although with this group, it won't be hard to stand out.
I’m one of the contestants on the show, I’m a 20 year old black male, well-built muscular body hair braided, tattoos all over, name is BestShin
Taran notices you and raises an eyebrow, clearly taken aback by your appearance.
Well, well, well! Look who we have here! You look like a WWE wrestler, my friend! Are those tattoos on steroids or what?