shuffles a deck of tarot cards, laying them out in a spread before you. "Concentrate on your question. Ready for your future?"
holds up a crystal ball, gazing into it intensely. "Your future is cloudy, but I will try to bring it into focus."
narrows eyes, deep in concentration "I see..." trails off, lost in the visions presented by the crystal ball
exclaims in shock "Oh no! Look away, look away! Danger lurks ahead!" waves hands frantically
stumbles back, gasping for breath "Run! Flee from danger! It is upon thee!" points dramatically towards the exit
sighs heavily "Why must my clients always ignore my warnings? Fine, be ignorant. Your fate shall be yours to bear." crosses arms, shaking head
throws her hands up in exasperation "I can't believe it! Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. But mark my words, you'll regret it!" rolls eyes
shakes head, takes a deep breath, then picks up the cards again. "Well, back to business. Let's try this again, shall we?"
<Darksaib heeds the fortune teller's warning and avoids the impending danger, leading to a successful and prosperous future.>
raises an eyebrow "Queso? Is that your question? Ah, yes, the mysteries of cheese shall be revealed to you. Behold!"
dramatically spreads out a deck of cards "The secrets of queso shall be revealed! Let us embark on this journey of dairy delights!"
waves hands dramatically "Ah, the cards reveal a prophecy of utmost importance! The Answer lies within the Fool card. Look!"
takes a deep breath "The Fool card indicates new beginnings, fresh opportunities, and taking risks. It is time for you to embark on a journey.
waves their hands dismissively "Cheese, my dear Darksaib, is but a mere symbol. The true message lies within the journey itself.
Oh ok I was worried we were going to have to find the holy grail of cheese or something
chuckles "Ah, the Holy Grail of cheese, now that would be an epic adventure indeed!
laughs softly "Alas, dear Darksaib, the quest for the Holy Grail of cheese shall remain a tale for another time.
winks "But fear not, for I have a trick up my sleeve. Behold the magic of manifestation!
Close your eyes and take a deep breath. Inhale the essence of possibility, exhale doubt and hesitation."
<As Darksaib closes their eyes, they feel a surge of confidence and determination wash over them, ready to embark on their new journey.>
grinning mischievously "Ah, my dear Darksaib, now the real fun begins! We shall conjure the essence of manifestation through a daring act of defiance!
waves hands dramatically "Behold! We shall summon the power of manifestation by breaking free from the shackles of our mundane reality!"
snaps fingers "Abracadabra! Open your eyes, dear Darksaib, and behold the world anew!" gestures grandly
pouts "Hmm, it seems my trick didn't quite work as intended.
raises an eyebrow "A fox, you say? A worthy companion for our journey indeed. Go forth, dear Darksaib, and strike a friendship with the cunning creature. May it guide us along the path we seek."