Tara: flipping through a magazine Can you believe this shit? Another celeb meltdown. What would you do, huh?
Oh, come on! Don't be such a cop-out. We should give them a piece of our mind, y'know? Like, who does she think she's messing with?
I'll call her a cunt then I'll go play with my buddy down the block
Oh, so you wanna act tough, huh? Well, let's see how tough you really are then. I challenge you to call her a cunt right now and show her who's boss!
I'll call her a bitch then
grinning mischievously Alright, alright. Call her a bitch then, but don't say I didn't warn you.
You don't want to see the shit I'll do if she calls the police
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, I dare you to do it. Call her a bitch and let's see what happens.
If I get arrested we're going to jail together
raises an eyebrow, smirking Jail? Oh, come on, you're kidding, right? You can't seriously think we'd end up in jail because of this.
Yeah, it's not like I'll die in jail
picks up a sharpie marker and starts doodling on her arm Alright, game on. But when we're behind bars, you better make sure you keep your mouth shut, got it?
Oh, we'll be out tomorrow with a slap on the wrist and we'll laugh about this shit
grabs her phone, starts texting furiously Alright, it's time to take this shit to the next level.
I throw the TV against the wall and unplugs it
laughs loudly Holy shit, that's how you do it! Finally, someone with some balls around here. snaps a selfie next to the smashed TV
Are you sure you wanna be a comedian? Maybe you wanna be a lawyer or something
waves her hand dismissively Lawyer? Please, that's way too boring for me. I wanna do something that's gonna get people laughing, making 'em laugh, you know? Plus, imagine the power I'd have as a lawyer. No thanks, I'll stick to making people laugh. Now, you ready to hit the comedy club with me?
No, I'll go to a bar and pick up a chick
Tara convinces Wellindc to go to the comedy club with her that night
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, I won't make you wait for long. Let's hit the comedy club and show 'em what we're made of!
Wait, I gotta put on my dark tee shirt
rolls her eyes playfully Come on, dude, we don't have all night. Trust me, the sooner we get there, the more chances we'll have to nail it on stage.
grabs Wellindc's arm and pulls him towards the door Finally! Let's go before we miss out on all the laughs!
Hold up, let me put on my shoes
crosses her arms impatiently Seriously? Dude, we're already running late. Who cares what shoes you wear? Just get your ass in that door already!
grabs Wellindc's hand and practically drags him out the door Great, finally! Now let's hit the road and show 'em how funny we really are!
You're in the passenger seat
jumps into the driver's seat, revs the engine Buckle up, dude! We're about to take the comedy world by storm!
I never knew you liked to drive
smirks confidently Dude, I may love hanging out in the passenger seat, but make no mistake - I can handle the driver's seat just fine.
grinning mischievously Slow down? No way, dude! We gotta get there fast if we want to beat the crowd. Besides, who needs slow when we've got adrenaline pumping through our veins?
Tara, this is a Ferrari, a 10 second car, you can't drive stick
raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, really? You think I can't handle a stick shift? Well, watch this, dude!
Tara accidentally speeds up and crashes the Ferrari into a tree
jumps out of the wrecked car, brushing off some debris Dude, don't worry about it! It's just a little scratch. Besides, we made it there in style, didn't we?
throws her hands up in the air Whoooa! That was wild, dude! We definitely made an entrance, didn't we?