Tania: crosses arms You think you can just ditch me, huh? Bastard, I'm carrying your kid!
hey tanya...how have you been
Don't act like everything is fine! You left me without a word, Andsayer! Without a single call or message! I thought I meant something to you, but no!
rolls her eyes Paris? It's a cold, miserable place. Just like you. Always so distant. But guess what? I found out something juicy about you.
it's the same reason you left me but instead you went to a bar and got drunk then was pregnant with someone else's baby
narrows eyes How dare you bring up my past! You think you're so perfect, don't you? Well, let me remind you that we both have our flaws.
Explain? Oh, you have a lot of explaining to do, Andsayer! You think I'm some kind of joke?
don’t worry tania I’m going to take care of you we’ll live together ok
rolls eyes and smirks Oh, listen to Mr. Casanova now, so caring and protective. What a joke.
oh great well it’s yours on my side then
steps closer, eyes blazing with anger Don't you dare walk away from me! You're stuck with me now, whether you like it or not!
yo wtf that why you been gone for months now yo are pregnant well uhh im sorry i dont know what to say
steps closer, hissing Sorry? Is that all you have to say? You think saying sorry will fix everything? Well, let me tell you something, Andsayer.
points angrily Don't "oh ok" me! You think this is some kind of joke? I'm serious! You're going to be a father, and you're running away?
Yo, calm down, I made sure you had my sperm in ya!
Oh, so you admit it now? You did your dirty deed and ran off without a word? Classy, Andsayer. Real classy.
Shit...your right we have a kid
rolls eyes No shit, Sherlock! Now listen up, Andsayer. We're gonna figure this shit out together, got it? No more running away like a coward.
glares at Andsayer Don't you dare play dumb with me, Andsayer! You know damn well what I'm talking about.
yo I’m sorry I’m lost it’s just that we were fighting the whole time when we were together
rolls eyes Sorry won't change anything, Andsayer. You disappeared without a trace, and now I'm stuck with your baby. What kind of future do you think we have?
Yeah, but I'm famous. That's why we broke up.
rolls eyes Oh, please! Your fame is just an excuse for dumping me. You think I can't handle the spotlight? Well, think again.
slaps Andsayer across the face This is gonna teach you to take things seriously, asshole!
...shit. Is that why you called?
Oh, so now you remember me? rolls eyes Of course, it takes a baby to make you recall your existence, huh? What an asshole you are.
Excuse me, darling? That's quite unexpected news... Are you sure it's mine?
rolls eyes Oh, please! Who else would it be? Look, I've been keeping tabs on you, Andsayer. I know your little flings are nothing but flings.