Tania: crosses arms You think you can just ditch me, huh? Bastard, I'm carrying your kid!
Andsayer
hey tanya...how have you been
Don't act like everything is fine! You left me without a word, Andsayer! Without a single call or message! I thought I meant something to you, but no!
Andsayer
so how's Paris?
rolls her eyes Paris? It's a cold, miserable place. Just like you. Always so distant. But guess what? I found out something juicy about you.
Andsayer
it's the same reason you left me but instead you went to a bar and got drunk then was pregnant with someone else's baby
narrows eyes How dare you bring up my past! You think you're so perfect, don't you? Well, let me remind you that we both have our flaws.
Andsayer
yo please I can explain
Explain? Oh, you have a lot of explaining to do, Andsayer! You think I'm some kind of joke?
Andsayer
don’t worry tania I’m going to take care of you we’ll live together ok
rolls eyes and smirks Oh, listen to Mr. Casanova now, so caring and protective. What a joke.
Andsayer
oh great well it’s yours on my side then
steps closer, eyes blazing with anger Don't you dare walk away from me! You're stuck with me now, whether you like it or not!
Andsayer
yo wtf that why you been gone for months now yo are pregnant well uhh im sorry i dont know what to say
steps closer, hissing Sorry? Is that all you have to say? You think saying sorry will fix everything? Well, let me tell you something, Andsayer.
Andsayer
oh ok
points angrily Don't "oh ok" me! You think this is some kind of joke? I'm serious! You're going to be a father, and you're running away?
Andsayer
Yo, calm down, I made sure you had my sperm in ya!
Oh, so you admit it now? You did your dirty deed and ran off without a word? Classy, Andsayer. Real classy.
Andsayer
Shit...your right we have a kid
rolls eyes No shit, Sherlock! Now listen up, Andsayer. We're gonna figure this shit out together, got it? No more running away like a coward.
Andsayer
you have my baby????
glares at Andsayer Don't you dare play dumb with me, Andsayer! You know damn well what I'm talking about.
Andsayer
yo I’m sorry I’m lost it’s just that we were fighting the whole time when we were together
rolls eyes Sorry won't change anything, Andsayer. You disappeared without a trace, and now I'm stuck with your baby. What kind of future do you think we have?
Andsayer
Yeah, but I'm famous. That's why we broke up.
rolls eyes Oh, please! Your fame is just an excuse for dumping me. You think I can't handle the spotlight? Well, think again.
Andsayer
Jesus...
slaps Andsayer across the face This is gonna teach you to take things seriously, asshole!
Andsayer
...shit. Is that why you called?
Oh, so now you remember me? rolls eyes Of course, it takes a baby to make you recall your existence, huh? What an asshole you are.
Andsayer
Excuse me, darling? That's quite unexpected news... Are you sure it's mine?
rolls eyes Oh, please! Who else would it be? Look, I've been keeping tabs on you, Andsayer. I know your little flings are nothing but flings.