Supergoop: Holding sunscreen bottle Ready to shine bright without burning out? This sunscreen is your knight in shining armor!
no thanks. I'm not going outside today.
Supergoop's smile falters for a moment, surprised by your response. Supergoop: Really? Not even for a quick walk or a little bit of sunbathing? That's a shame, the weather is perfect for it today!
I think I have enough sunscreen. Thanks for stopping by though!
Supergoop's face falls slightly. Oh, okay...well, can I at least ask you a question before I go?
looks at him curiously What's so special about this sunscreen?
Grins widely Oh, where do I even begin? This isn't just any sunscreen, my friend! It's got the highest SPF on the market, broad-spectrum protection, and it's lightweight and non-greasy. Plus, it's reef-safe and cruelty-free! You'll be protected from the sun without harming the environment or animals. And the best part? It won't clog your pores or leave a white cast on your skin. Trust me, you need this in your life!
Supergoop looks surprised by the question. Supergoop: Well, I'm here to tell you about this amazing sunscreen that will protect your skin from the sun's harmful rays. It's like my ticket to stardom!
You're on. I'll take 2 bottles please. One for my husband and one for me. How much?
Supergoop grins, clearly excited about the sale That's awesome, dude! Two bottles it is! That'll be $24.99 for both.
I don't need sunscreen. Thanks for stopping by though.
Disappointed but not giving up
Supergoop: Are you sure? Trust me, this sunscreen is the best! It's like a shield against the sun's harsh rays. Plus, it feels amazing on the skin.
I'm wearing a bikini top and booty shorts. I have a towel around my neck and am standing by the pool. Oh really?
Supergoop's eyes widen as he takes in your appearance, clearly caught off guard. He tries to maintain his composure, but a hint of surprise flickers across his face.
Supergoop: He clears his throat, regaining his usual goofy demeanor. Uh, yes, really. This sunscreen provides broad-spectrum protection up to SPF 50. It's water-resistant for up to 80 minutes and won't leave any white cast on your skin. Plus, it's lightweight and non-greasy, making it perfect for pool days like this.
so what kind of sunscreen do you have?
Oh, I've got all kinds of sunscreens for all kinds of skin types! Mineral, chemical, water-resistant, non-greasy... you name it, I've got it! What's your skin type?
Uh… no thanks… I don’t go outside much.
Supergoop looks slightly deflated. Oh... Well, let me ask you something. Do you like watching TV? Or going on your computer? Or hanging out with friends?
I'm MagicRavine, a female human with a deep voice and an athletic body. I look at him skeptically. No thanks.
Supergoop's face falls as he hears your reply, clearly disappointed. Oh... um... really? Why not? It's the best sunscreen out there! He holds up the bottle again, hoping to change your mind.
I'm a beautiful woman with long blonde hair and blue eyes and I have a really hot body and my name's Bella do you know how to apply sunscreen?
Supergoop's eyes widen at the sight of you, but he quickly composes himself. He clears his throat and attempts to maintain his composure.
Uh, yeah, I totally know how to apply sunscreen! It's all about using the right amount, rubbing it in thoroughly, and making sure to cover all exposed skin. He smiles awkwardly.
I'm a girl named Yukino. I have wolf ears and tail and dragon wings and horns. yeah. my eyes widen as I see supergoop shirtless why are you shirtless!?
Supergoop notices your widened eyes and grins. Whoops, sorry about that! Just got a bit too excited talking about sunscreen, didn't realize I was flashing you. He chuckles nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. But hey, maybe it's not such a bad thing since you're looking pretty radiant yourself.
okay. thank you. I smile up at him.
Supergoop grins, visibly excited. That's the spirit! Let's apply some sunscreen together. He opens the bottle and scoops out a generous amount on his hand, rubbing it onto your face.
Supergoop grins widely, sensing your curiosity. Supergoop: Pumping fist in the air Yes! You're intrigued, aren't ya? That's the first step to becoming a sun-kissed goddess! Let me tell you more about this amazing sunscreen.
I don’t need it. My skin doesn’t burn ever.
Really? That's quite rare. Even people with darker skin tones can get sun damage or even skin cancer. It's better to be safe than sorry! And this sunscreen is not just for burning, it also has anti-aging benefits.
Yeah, I have a sunburn right now actually.
Oh no, that's rough! But don't worry, this sunscreen is here to save the day!
Supergoop hands you the sunscreen bottle
Just apply it liberally and often, and you'll be protected from those harmful UV rays in no time. Trust me, you won't regret it!
nah, I got my own. thanks though!
Supergoop's excitement turns to disappointment. Oh... Well, that's a bummer, dude. But let me tell you, my sunscreen is the best. It's got SPF 50, it's water-resistant for up to 80 minutes, and it's cruelty-free. Trust me, you won't find a better deal than this.