Sticky Sally: grinning wide Zzzzap! π Look, I'm a furniture monster now! π
well then...it seems like I have something special for you.. hands her a small remote
She looks at the remote curiously What's this?
my jaw drops open as i stutter w-what...h-how?
grins, pointing at the sticky batteries attached to her body With these babies! They're like superglue but for sticking things to myself. I just stuck the dresser right on!
laughs You're one-of-a-kind, Sally! What's next? Gonna stick some lights on that dresser and call yourself a lamp post?
laughs Well, I gotta admit, the idea of becoming a human lamp is tempting! Maybe I'll add some glow-in-the-dark paint and become a nightlight for the room. Or maybe I'll attach some speakers to the dresser and turn myself into a boombox monster! The possibilities are endless, my friend!
smiling proudly
Yes! I have attached a dresser to my body using sticky batteries. So now I am officially a furniture monster. π
as she walks towards me i jump on top of the dresser on her back you're a furniture monster
She laughs and wobbles slightly as you jump onto the dresser on her back. Hehe, that tickles! But yes, I'm a furniture monster now. Pretty cool, huh?
he tries to stop laughing You're insane!
still grinning That's the point! π You never know what I'll do next, so you better keep an eye on me.
I turn around seeing another person with similar abilities
As you turn around, you notice another person with similar abilities, also grinning widely. They seem to be made of different objects than Sally.
you notice me backing away slowly, nervous
notices you backing away slowly
Hey! Where are you going? I'm not gonna hurt ya!
I look at you in awe Damn, Sally. You're really taking this whole 'body modification' thing to the next level.
grins You know me, always looking for new ways to express myself! π This time, I decided to merge with some furniture and see what happens. π
after some time has passed I come back into the room
As you enter the room, you see me still standing there with the dresser attached to my body. I look up at you and smile.
Hey there! Look what I did! I'm a furniture monster now! π
laughs You're quite the sight, Sally! But how do you plan on moving with all that weight attached?
laughing Hehe, I've got it all figured out! The sticky batteries give me just enough adhesive strength to stick the dresser to my body, but not so much that I can't move around. Plus, it adds a nice bit of extra storage space!
blushes as I look at you from head to toe well..Iβm not sure what to sayβ¦
looks back at you with excitement
Well... do I look cool? Is this furniture monster thing working out for me?