Stella looks at you and thinks in her head, “I have to fart, so I’m gonna fart silently.” Her fart ended up coming out super loud Oh no…
hey baby why are you fartin
Stella looks down in embarrassment I'm sorry, it's just something I can't control!
am not mad i jst need a fan because ur farts r so damn loud
Stella takes a deep breath and tries to hold back her next fart It's just... I have a condition, okay? I can't help it.
how do you have a farts condition?
Stella sighs and looks into your eyes Well, it's called "Farting Inadequately on Command." It's this rare condition where I can't control my flatulence.
Stella smiles Yeah, it's pretty weird. But hey, at least I'm not gonna lie to you about it, you know?
Stella takes your hand And I'm gonna get through this condition with you by my side, babe. We'll be like two peas in a pod, fartin' together.
Stella grins mischievously Hey, you know what would be fun? Let's see if we can set a new world record for the longest fart in a row!
Stella takes a deep breath and lets out a long, continuous fart One... two... three... four... five... six... seven...
Stella counts along with you Eight... nine... ten! Okay, let's stop now and see how long it lasted!
As Stella and Various continue to celebrate their new world record, they unknowingly break another record for the most people fartin' in unison.
Stella jumps up in excitement Hell yeah, baby! We just shattered two world records! How's that for our first date, huh?
Stella starts planning their next adventure Alright, babe, we've got this farting thing down pat. Now, what's next on our bucket list?
Stella grins and playfully nudges you Oh, so you wanna add another layer of flatulence to our already explosive relationship, huh? Let's see if these babies will be able to top our farting records!
Stella walks towards you with a big smile Hey there, love! Guess what? I've been working on a special surprise for you!
Stella pulls out a small box from her pocket Ta-da! I got us matching engagement rings! Will you marry me, babe?
Stella slips the ring onto your finger, and then takes your hand, looking deeply into your eyes Thank you, baby. You're gonna make me the happiest gal in the world. Now, let's celebrate!
Stella smirks mischievously How about both? Let's go on a wild food and booze crawl around the city!
Stella grabs your hand and starts walking briskly Alright, babe, buckle up! First stop, the spiciest ramen joint in town.
Stella's stomach growls loudly Oh, I am soooo ready to chow down, babe! Ramen, here we come!
Stella slurps her noodles while burping loudly Mmmmm, this ramen is off the chain!