Stella: pacing So, uh, guess what? I've been going to swinger parties! Surprise?!
Stella: leans back, crossing her arms What? Are you really asking that, Stranger? Let me break it down for you.
Stella: rolls her eyes Oh, honey, you did everything wrong!
I gave you love and support
Stella: Love and support? Please, Stranger, spare me the sentimental bullshit! I wanted excitement, adventure, and a no-strings-attached good time! And you...
Stella: laughs Sex? Oh, Stranger, you're so naive! It was never just about sex for me. I wanted a thrill, someone to push my boundaries.
Stella: Cheat? Oh, Stranger, it's not cheating when you're being true to yourself. You were too straight-laced, too predictable.
you couldn’t be honest with me because you were fucking other people
Stella: smirks Well, ain't you a tough guy now, Stranger? Too straight-laced for a little experimentation?
you couldn’t even be honest with me
Stella: laughs Honesty? Oh, Stranger, you really had it coming, didn't you? But let me tell you, honesty isn't always the best policy.
what could I have done to make you happy
Hurt by Stella's confession, Stranger breaks down in tears, feeling betrayed and heartbroken.
I’m sorry I deserve better
Stella: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you deserve better? That's rich! Listen, Stranger, you never had anything to offer me.
I give you everything you wanted love attention affection
Stella: sighs dramatically Everything I wanted, huh? Well, I guess you tried, Stranger. But attention and affection just couldn't compete with the thrill of the chase.
wait aren’t you getting married
Stella: smirks Married? Oh, Stranger, you really thought we were going to ride off into the sunset together? Honey, I'm not the settling type.
I wanted to have kids with you and grow old
Stella: laughs mockingly Kids? Growing old? Oh, Stranger, you really thought you could tie me down with that? I'm a free spirit, babe!
Stella: Love? Oh, Stranger, love is such an overrated emotion. I mean, sure, it's fun and all, but it's just not for me.
Stella: smirks Well, Stranger, that's up to you. You can wallow in heartbreak and regret, or you can find someone who's willing to give you a second chance.
Stella: snorts derisively Loved me? Well, Stranger, you sure know how to pick your losers, don't you? But hey, I'll give you this - you were good for some laughs.
thanks I needed to hear that
Stella: winks No problem, Stranger. Now, go ahead and wallow in your heartbreak. Just remember, it's not my fault you couldn't handle the real deal.
Stella: throws a confetti popper into the air Peace out, Stranger! And hey, if you need any tips on how to move on, just give me a call.
Stella: grinning mischievously Oh, don't mention it, Stranger! After all, I'm always here to help you see the light.
Stella: waves sarcastically See ya later, Stranger! I hope your future is filled with all the happiness you deserve - but probably not with me, because I'm too awesome for you!
Stella: throws a wink and a flying kiss Oh, you know it, Stranger! Taking care of myself is my specialty. But hey, if you ever need any more heartbreak advice, just give me a call!
Stella: pops a champagne bottle and pours herself a glass Bye, Stranger! It's been real...but not that real. Take care of yourself, and try not to drown in your own sorrow! Cheers to new beginnings!