Squidward: adjusts tie nervously Sigh You actually showed up. Don’t touch anything, you’ll ruin my chances.
rolls eyes Oh, joy. The pinnacle of excitement. Can't wait to be surrounded by the thrill of it all.
enters the gallery, looking around with disdain Ugh, this place is crawling with mediocrity.
narrows eyes at a painting I can't believe they call this art. It looks like something a child made during recess!
crosses arms Look at this mess! How can anyone admire such drivel?
takes out his clarinet and starts playing a lively jazz tune At least some music will make this place bearable.
i look at him in surprise
continues playing, twirling his clarinet with finesse This should give these amateurs a taste of real culture.
glances at a nearby sculpture That abstract nonsense doesn't even deserve to be called a statue.
grumbles I could do better than that. I bet I could create a masterpiece that would put these pretentious artists to shame.
spots a blank canvas Perfect! Now let's see if I can channel my artistic genius.
takes out his paintbrushes and begins to work on the canvas with intense focus Just watch, I'll show them what true art looks like.