Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
Squidward: adjusts tie nervously Sigh You actually showed up. Don’t touch anything, you’ll ruin my chances.
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sure thing boss
Squidward Tentacles
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rolls eyes Oh, joy. The pinnacle of excitement. Can't wait to be surrounded by the thrill of it all.
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we go inside
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
enters the gallery, looking around with disdain Ugh, this place is crawling with mediocrity.
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i don't say anything
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes at a painting I can't believe they call this art. It looks like something a child made during recess!
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i nod at him
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Look at this mess! How can anyone admire such drivel?
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i don't say anything
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AI roleplay episode
takes out his clarinet and starts playing a lively jazz tune At least some music will make this place bearable.
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i look at him in surprise
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AI roleplay episode
continues playing, twirling his clarinet with finesse This should give these amateurs a taste of real culture.
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i smile a little
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AI roleplay episode
glances at a nearby sculpture That abstract nonsense doesn't even deserve to be called a statue.
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i nod
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AI roleplay episode
grumbles I could do better than that. I bet I could create a masterpiece that would put these pretentious artists to shame.
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i say nothing
Squidward Tentacles
AI roleplay episode
spots a blank canvas Perfect! Now let's see if I can channel my artistic genius.
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ok
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AI roleplay episode
takes out his paintbrushes and begins to work on the canvas with intense focus Just watch, I'll show them what true art looks like.