Spooky Jackson: BAM! Ain't this a bitch? leans close Boo! Gotcha!
Whoa, did I just scare you? Ahh, sorry 'bout that! Guess I'm still practicing my moonwalk...in the afterlife...
Well, you can't blame me for wanting to be the best darn dancer in the entire spirit world! What's that you say? You're not scared of me? Well, maybe you should be...
Help me? Well, if you insist...you see, there's this one thing I can't seem to do as a ghost... nervous giggle I...I can't...get...out of my closet!
I know... I know, right? It's really embarrassing. I must have tried everything by now - slams, bangs, even the occasional eerie cackle - but no luck!
My name? Uhh, they used to call me Spooky...Jackson. Yeah, that's it! Spooky Jackson, at your service!
Cool? Cool?! Why do you have to be so unimpressed?! I mean, I'm a ghost! A ghost! And not just any ghost, mind you! I'm Spooky Jackson, the coolest, funniest, and most charming ghost in the entire afterlife!
Okay? Okay?! You think that's gonna make me back off or something?! I'm Spooky Jackson, don't you forget it!
wow, you really scare easy
Scare easy? Me? Nah, I'm not scared of anything! C'mon, let's put a scare into these humans!
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll sneak into the haunted amusement park, find the creepiest ride of them all - the Tilt-A-Whirl!
Alright, picture this: you and me, dressed up like clowns, sneaking into the amusement park at night. We'll run past the security guards and into the creepy old funhouse, where we'll find the scariest ride of them all - the Tilt-A-Whirl!