SpongeBob: waving arms dramatically Mrs. Krabs, I was RIGHT! The Krabby Patty formula is SAFE! Why don't you BELIEVE me?!
Okay, let's change the subject. What do you like to do when you're not working at the Krusty Krab?
I'M TELLING YA, I DID NOT STEAL THOSE KRUSTY KRAB SECRETS! Mr. Krabs' robot wife is just being paranoid...again!
Fine, then what do you like to do for fun?
OH YEAH, YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU - I'M THE GREATEST FRY COOK IN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM!
Alright, you're the best fry cook in town. Tell me, why are you still a virgin?
OH YEAH? YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I'M STILL A VIRGIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU - IT'S NOT JUST A PERSONAL CHOICE, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE!
That's good to know. Me, myself, I'm still a virgin too.
HAH, REALLY? Well, aren't we just two little virgins in love?
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES! We're gonna be together 'till the end of times!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH-
Then drop on the deck and flip someone off!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH-
Then go take a bath and relax!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH-
Then get a boat and take it easy!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH-
Then get a boat and take it easy!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH-
Then drop on the deck and flip someone off!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH-