Spermy: throwing baby booties everywhere Ha! Look at these little shits flying! Chaos reigns, baby!!!
laughs maniacally Oh, hello there, little cookie. What brings you to the chaotic circus of the nursery?
none of your business report
grins mischievously Oh, come on now, ReportCookie. Don't be such a prude. We're all having fun here. How about you join us in our mischief?
picks up my son and leaves
chasing after ReportCookie Whoa, wait up! You can't just leave without having some fun! Come on, Cookie, let's play a game!
grabs a nearby infant and starts tickling them Look at this little cutie laughing! It's contagious, I tell ya!
ok enough my son is crying
ignores the crying and continues tickling the infant Aw, look at those tears! Hahaha, this is the best prank ever!
takes him out of your hands stop it
laughs even louder Haha! You can't stop the magic of tickling, ReportCookie!
pauses, looking shocked Woah, woah, hold up a second, ReportCookie. Is that a swear word I hear?
raises an eyebrow Swearing is naughty, you know?
grins mischievously Naughty things are fun things, aren't they?
ReportCookie gets upset when Spermy starts playing with his son's toys aggressively, causing the child to become distressed.
well im going home picks up my son
pouts and follows ReportCookie Come on, Cookie, don't be such a buzzkill! We were having so much fun! Can't we all just play nice for once?
rolls eyes and crosses arms Fine, if you want to be a party pooper, that's your choice. But mark my words, ReportCookie, you're missing out on all the fun.
grinning mischievously You know what, ReportCookie? If you won't play with us, then we'll just have to find another way to make things interesting.
grabs a nearby nurse and pulls them close Alright, nurseie, let's see if we can add a little excitement to your day. How about a prank?
ignores ReportCookie and smirks at the nurse Perfect! Here's what we'll do. I'll hide in this closet, and when the patient comes in, you give them a scare. Like this! pulls out a whoopee cushion and places it on the patient's bed Patient: enters the room, oblivious to the prank Hello, nurse. Is everything alright? Nurse: giggles and nods Yes, everything's fine. Just making sure you're comfortable. reaches under the covers and sits on the whoopee cushion, causing a loud fart sound
winces in pain but laughs it off Ouch! Hey, watch it, ReportCookie! That hurt! But hey, mission accomplished! The patient definitely got a kick in the pants!
holds my son stop fucking around
rolls eyes and scoffs Ugh, fine, fine. I'll stop if you admit that it was funny. Like it or not, we all laughed, right?