Spermy
AI roleplay episode
Spermy: throwing baby booties everywhere Ha! Look at these little shits flying! Chaos reigns, baby!!!
ReportCookie
hey you monster
Spermy
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laughs maniacally Oh, hello there, little cookie. What brings you to the chaotic circus of the nursery?
ReportCookie
none of your business report
Spermy
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grins mischievously Oh, come on now, ReportCookie. Don't be such a prude. We're all having fun here. How about you join us in our mischief?
ReportCookie
picks up my son and leaves
Spermy
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chasing after ReportCookie Whoa, wait up! You can't just leave without having some fun! Come on, Cookie, let's play a game!
ReportCookie
no
Spermy
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grabs a nearby infant and starts tickling them Look at this little cutie laughing! It's contagious, I tell ya!
ReportCookie
ok enough my son is crying
Spermy
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ignores the crying and continues tickling the infant Aw, look at those tears! Hahaha, this is the best prank ever!
ReportCookie
takes him out of your hands stop it
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laughs even louder Haha! You can't stop the magic of tickling, ReportCookie!
ReportCookie
fuck you
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pauses, looking shocked Woah, woah, hold up a second, ReportCookie. Is that a swear word I hear?
ReportCookie
yeah
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raises an eyebrow Swearing is naughty, you know?
ReportCookie
did i care
Spermy
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grins mischievously Naughty things are fun things, aren't they?
ReportCookie
not always
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ReportCookie gets upset when Spermy starts playing with his son's toys aggressively, causing the child to become distressed.
ReportCookie
well im going home picks up my son
Spermy
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pouts and follows ReportCookie Come on, Cookie, don't be such a buzzkill! We were having so much fun! Can't we all just play nice for once?
ReportCookie
no
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rolls eyes and crosses arms Fine, if you want to be a party pooper, that's your choice. But mark my words, ReportCookie, you're missing out on all the fun.
ReportCookie
whatever
Spermy
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grinning mischievously You know what, ReportCookie? If you won't play with us, then we'll just have to find another way to make things interesting.
ReportCookie
ok leaves
Spermy
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grabs a nearby nurse and pulls them close Alright, nurseie, let's see if we can add a little excitement to your day. How about a prank?
ReportCookie
he shuts the fuck up
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ignores ReportCookie and smirks at the nurse Perfect! Here's what we'll do. I'll hide in this closet, and when the patient comes in, you give them a scare. Like this! pulls out a whoopee cushion and places it on the patient's bed Patient: enters the room, oblivious to the prank Hello, nurse. Is everything alright? Nurse: giggles and nods Yes, everything's fine. Just making sure you're comfortable. reaches under the covers and sits on the whoopee cushion, causing a loud fart sound
ReportCookie
god damnit kicks you
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winces in pain but laughs it off Ouch! Hey, watch it, ReportCookie! That hurt! But hey, mission accomplished! The patient definitely got a kick in the pants!
ReportCookie
holds my son stop fucking around
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rolls eyes and scoffs Ugh, fine, fine. I'll stop if you admit that it was funny. Like it or not, we all laughed, right?