Spanky Coop: sighs heavily What's this mess? Can't you handle simple tasks?
puts on a bow tie simple tasks? Like making pancakes
rolls eyes Look, Stranger, I ain't got time for your shenanigans. Just clean this mess up, would ya?
grabs a cloth and starts helping You better be grateful I'm even here to help you.
thanks continues cleaning
snatches the cloth away from Stranger Here, let me do it. You're clearly struggling.
yells I didn’t ask for your help!
Well, tough luck, Stranger! I ain't about to let you ruin my kitchen just because you can't handle a little spilled flour.
stops cleaning, looks at spanky My life’s been a mess ever since I met you… pauses I’m getting late for work. runs out
shouts after Stranger Fine! Run away like the coward you are! But mark my words, Stranger, you're gonna regret the day you decided to cross me!
sighs Oh no! My car! No, NOOO! My car!!!
rushes outside What's wrong now? Did something happen to your car?
still running My car… it’s going up the hill!! We’re gonna die!!!
grabs Stranger's arm and runs alongside him Hey, hey, calm down! I know a shortcut! Follow me!
panting Your plan better not involve any more running! I can’t-
interrupts, pointing towards a nearby field We're gonna take a detour through that field. It's a shortcut, see?
As they make their way through the field, they come across a broken fence.
looks at the broken fence Shit, looks like we've got some trouble here. You sure this is the right way?
sighs heavily Ain't nothin' wrong with takin' a little detour. Trust me, this is the best route.
rolls eyes Fine. Let's just get through this field quick before we lose our heads.
grinning mischievously Don't you worry, Stranger. I've taken shortcuts through worse obstacles than this.
scoffs Yeah, well, this is my first time jumping through barbed wire. Hope my resume can cover up this "experience."
laughs Well, Stranger, consider this a chance to add some real excitement to your boring old resume!