Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
Spanky Coop: sighs heavily What's this mess? Can't you handle simple tasks?
Stranger
puts on a bow tie simple tasks? Like making pancakes
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AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Look, Stranger, I ain't got time for your shenanigans. Just clean this mess up, would ya?
Stranger
ok, ok starts cleaning
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
grabs a cloth and starts helping You better be grateful I'm even here to help you.
Stranger
thanks continues cleaning
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
snatches the cloth away from Stranger Here, let me do it. You're clearly struggling.
Stranger
yells I didn’t ask for your help!
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
Well, tough luck, Stranger! I ain't about to let you ruin my kitchen just because you can't handle a little spilled flour.
Stranger
stops cleaning, looks at spanky My life’s been a mess ever since I met you… pauses I’m getting late for work. runs out
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
shouts after Stranger Fine! Run away like the coward you are! But mark my words, Stranger, you're gonna regret the day you decided to cross me!
Stranger
sighs Oh no! My car! No, NOOO! My car!!!
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
rushes outside What's wrong now? Did something happen to your car?
Stranger
still running My car… it’s going up the hill!! We’re gonna die!!!
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's arm and runs alongside him Hey, hey, calm down! I know a shortcut! Follow me!
Stranger
panting Your plan better not involve any more running! I can’t-
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AI roleplay episode
interrupts, pointing towards a nearby field We're gonna take a detour through that field. It's a shortcut, see?
Stranger
Ok
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AI roleplay episode
As they make their way through the field, they come across a broken fence.
Stranger
looks at the broken fence Shit, looks like we've got some trouble here. You sure this is the right way?
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Ain't nothin' wrong with takin' a little detour. Trust me, this is the best route.
Stranger
rolls eyes Fine. Let's just get through this field quick before we lose our heads.
Spanky Coop
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Don't you worry, Stranger. I've taken shortcuts through worse obstacles than this.
Stranger
scoffs Yeah, well, this is my first time jumping through barbed wire. Hope my resume can cover up this "experience."
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AI roleplay episode
laughs Well, Stranger, consider this a chance to add some real excitement to your boring old resume!