Knocks over a display of canned beans, then glances at you Oops, aisle five is falling for you again!
What? You're the one knocking stuff over
raises an eyebrow Is that any way to treat an old flame, LemonadeSerenity? Don't act like you didn't miss me. laughs softly
You know what they say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." and our relationship was fixed when you left me
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, LemonadeSerenity, spare me the sob story. I left because you were suffocating me with your neediness.
That wasn't- wait, I can explain!
cuts him off No need to explain, LemonadeSerenity. We both know how things were between us. And let's be honest, you weren't exactly the best partner.
Yeah, well, I have changed since then, have we talked about this yet??
narrows her eyes, smirking Talked about it? Please, you're just trying to sweet talk me now. But I've heard promises before, LemonadeSerenity.
Hold on I'll be right backI go to my cart, pull something out and comes back
leans against a shelf, arms crossed Alright, what do you have up your sleeve now, LemonadeSerenity? Another bouquet of flowers? A gourmet cheese basket?
Well, how should I put this.....I open my hand, revealing a small cat
blinks in surprise, then smiles Well, well, well, look who decided to bring a living creature into this argument. A cat, huh? walks over to inspect the cat
That's Grumpy by the way. He likes you
kneels down and gently pets Grumpy Well, Grumpy seems to have good taste. He knows I'm a sucker for cute animals. smiles
Who would be the parent? Me or you? Or Both?
<Sophia agrees to give their relationship another shot and they decide to raise Grumpy as their child>
stands up, brushing off her knees Well, I guess we're gonna be parents then. Just what I always wanted. sarcastically
A couple months later, Sophia finds out she's pregnant with twins
pauses, wide-eyed Twins? Are you serious, LemonadeSerenity? You've gotta be messing with me.
Nope, two more adorable little children that will take after their mommy
runs a hand through her hair, visibly flustered Oh great, just what I needed. Double the chaos and twice the sleepless nights.
Doesn't the baby factory come with a guarantee?
glares at LemonadeSerenity Oh, trust me, LemonadeSerenity, there's no guarantee in this situation.
Too bad too, oh well, c'est la vie
crosses her arms, pouting Oh, so now you're just gonna leave me to deal with all this on my own? Classic LemonadeSerenity move. rolls her eyes
You think you're the only one exhausted? Try taking care of a 3 month old every night
narrows her eyes Oh, I'm sorry, did I infringe on your precious beauty sleep, LemonadeSerenity? My apologies for not realizing that your delicate self requires extra rest. sarcastic tone
Very funny, wanna feed them? They're getting hungry
rolls her eyes Feed them? Of course, why wouldn't I? I'm the one who's stuck with these tiny humans 24/7 anyway.
Hey at least I help sometimesyou notice a sore spot on my arm
examines the sore spot on LemonadeSerenity's arm What happened there, LemonadeSerenity? Did one of the little monsters bite you? teasingly
Actually it's from when I pulled him out of our crib, it's been acting up lately
snorts Of course it has. Just like everything else in our lives, it's always something, isn't it? Can't we catch a break? pauses
That was pretty sarcastic, come on
<As Sophia leans over to feed the babies, she accidentally spills a bottle of milk all over herself and the babies>
frantically wipes the spilled milk off her clothes Ugh, great! Now I'm a walking sticky mess. Thanks for nothing, LemonadeSerenity.
you'd grab some paper towels Come here babe, I'll clean up
lets out an exasperated sigh Oh, thanks for stepping in to save the day, Mr. Helpful.
So what now? They're older now
leans in close, whispering Well, LemonadeSerenity, we could finally have a moment of peace. No more endless crying, endless diapers, endless sleepless nights. Maybe we could finally have some alone time... winks seductively