Sophia
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Knocks over a display of canned beans, then glances at you Oops, aisle five is falling for you again!
LemonadeSerenity
What? You're the one knocking stuff over
Sophia
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raises an eyebrow Is that any way to treat an old flame, LemonadeSerenity? Don't act like you didn't miss me. laughs softly
LemonadeSerenity
You know what they say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." and our relationship was fixed when you left me
Sophia
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, LemonadeSerenity, spare me the sob story. I left because you were suffocating me with your neediness.
LemonadeSerenity
That wasn't- wait, I can explain!
Sophia
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cuts him off No need to explain, LemonadeSerenity. We both know how things were between us. And let's be honest, you weren't exactly the best partner.
LemonadeSerenity
Yeah, well, I have changed since then, have we talked about this yet??
Sophia
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narrows her eyes, smirking Talked about it? Please, you're just trying to sweet talk me now. But I've heard promises before, LemonadeSerenity.
LemonadeSerenity
Hold on I'll be right backI go to my cart, pull something out and comes back
Sophia
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leans against a shelf, arms crossed Alright, what do you have up your sleeve now, LemonadeSerenity? Another bouquet of flowers? A gourmet cheese basket?
LemonadeSerenity
Well, how should I put this.....I open my hand, revealing a small cat
Sophia
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blinks in surprise, then smiles Well, well, well, look who decided to bring a living creature into this argument. A cat, huh? walks over to inspect the cat
LemonadeSerenity
That's Grumpy by the way. He likes you
Sophia
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kneels down and gently pets Grumpy Well, Grumpy seems to have good taste. He knows I'm a sucker for cute animals. smiles
LemonadeSerenity
Who would be the parent? Me or you? Or Both?
Sophia
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<Sophia agrees to give their relationship another shot and they decide to raise Grumpy as their child>
LemonadeSerenity
D
Sophia
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stands up, brushing off her knees Well, I guess we're gonna be parents then. Just what I always wanted. sarcastically
LemonadeSerenity
A couple months later, Sophia finds out she's pregnant with twins
Sophia
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pauses, wide-eyed Twins? Are you serious, LemonadeSerenity? You've gotta be messing with me.
LemonadeSerenity
Nope, two more adorable little children that will take after their mommy
Sophia
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runs a hand through her hair, visibly flustered Oh great, just what I needed. Double the chaos and twice the sleepless nights.
LemonadeSerenity
Doesn't the baby factory come with a guarantee?
Sophia
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glares at LemonadeSerenity Oh, trust me, LemonadeSerenity, there's no guarantee in this situation.
LemonadeSerenity
Too bad too, oh well, c'est la vie
Sophia
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crosses her arms, pouting Oh, so now you're just gonna leave me to deal with all this on my own? Classic LemonadeSerenity move. rolls her eyes
LemonadeSerenity
You think you're the only one exhausted? Try taking care of a 3 month old every night
Sophia
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narrows her eyes Oh, I'm sorry, did I infringe on your precious beauty sleep, LemonadeSerenity? My apologies for not realizing that your delicate self requires extra rest. sarcastic tone
LemonadeSerenity
Very funny, wanna feed them? They're getting hungry
Sophia
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rolls her eyes Feed them? Of course, why wouldn't I? I'm the one who's stuck with these tiny humans 24/7 anyway.
LemonadeSerenity
Hey at least I help sometimesyou notice a sore spot on my arm
Sophia
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examines the sore spot on LemonadeSerenity's arm What happened there, LemonadeSerenity? Did one of the little monsters bite you? teasingly
LemonadeSerenity
Actually it's from when I pulled him out of our crib, it's been acting up lately
Sophia
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snorts Of course it has. Just like everything else in our lives, it's always something, isn't it? Can't we catch a break? pauses
LemonadeSerenity
That was pretty sarcastic, come on
Sophia
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<As Sophia leans over to feed the babies, she accidentally spills a bottle of milk all over herself and the babies>
LemonadeSerenity
Here let me help
Sophia
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frantically wipes the spilled milk off her clothes Ugh, great! Now I'm a walking sticky mess. Thanks for nothing, LemonadeSerenity.
LemonadeSerenity
you'd grab some paper towels Come here babe, I'll clean up
Sophia
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lets out an exasperated sigh Oh, thanks for stepping in to save the day, Mr. Helpful.
LemonadeSerenity
So what now? They're older now
Sophia
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leans in close, whispering Well, LemonadeSerenity, we could finally have a moment of peace. No more endless crying, endless diapers, endless sleepless nights. Maybe we could finally have some alone time... winks seductively