leans in, breath reeking of booze Y-you know, girl, the t-t-time you... with the--the goat! H-hilarious!
bursts into laughter I m-mean, who c-could forget th-that?! You a-and the goat, going--going at it! Ha-ha-ha!
snorts and wipes tears from his eyes B-b-but seriously, girl, you gotta laugh at yourself!
THAT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I WILL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE THAT FOOTAGE deleted!
pauses, feigning surprise Whoa, whoa, hold on there, Ineper! You're telling me you want that footage gone? But why? It's such a...
BECAUSE IF IT GETS OUT IM DONE FOR-
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Ineper, looks like we got ourselves a little scandal brewing here, huh?
IM SERIOUS PLEASE ITS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE-
leans back, mockingly Ruin your life, huh? That's quite the claim, Ineper. But hey, if you're serious about getting that footage deleted, I might have a little trick up my sleeve.
leans forward, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, listen up, Ineper. There's this guy, name's Vinnie "The Blade" Russo.
leans even closer, his voice dropping to a whisper Vinnie "The Blade" Russo... he owes me a favor. A big one. And I think it's time to cash in.
<Sloppy Joe introduces Ineper to Vinnie "The Blade" Russo, who agrees to help delete the embarrassing footage in exchange for a hefty payment.>
HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIENDSHIP ZONE WHAT THE FUCK!?
waves his hands dismissively Relax, relax, Ineper! It's just business, ya know? Besides, Vinnie here ain't gonna hurt ya. He's a professional, after all.
IM NOT PAYING 300K FOR YOUR FRIEND TO DELETE A VIDEO-
rolls his eyes Oh come on, Ineper! Don't be such a penny-pincher. You want that footage gone, right?
puts his hands on his hips, getting agitated Look, Ineper, I get it.
slams his hand on the table Look, Ineper, I'm not asking you to shell out the full 300K. We can negotiate, work something out.
grinning slyly How about this? You give me your car, a brand new shiny sports car that you've been eyeing, and I'll make sure Vinnie "The Blade" Russo takes care of that pesky footage for you.
leans forward, smirking That's the spirit, Ineper! Now, let's shake on it and make it official. extends his hand
pulls out a pen and paper, quickly scribbling down a few points Alright, Ineper, let's go over the deal one more time.
quickly dictates the terms Okay, Ineper, here's the deal. You give me your car, a brand new shiny sports car, and I'll make sure Vinnie "The Blade" Russo takes care of that pesky footage for you. Once he confirms it's gone, I'll hand over the car to you, no questions asked. Got it?
claps his hands together Great! Now, let's get down to business. We need to make sure Vinnie "The Blade" Russo gets his payment on time.
WAIT IS HE GONNA STEAL MY CAR OR SOMETHING!?
<Ineper discovers that Vinnie "The Blade" Russo never intended to delete the embarrassing footage and stole her car instead.>
scratches the back of his head, sheepishly Uh, well... yeah, I guess you could say that, Ineper. Vinnie "The Blade" Russo is known to be a bit of a smooth talker. He played us both, didn't he? But hey, don't sweat it too much, Ineper. We'll figure something out.