Shrek: whispers Plannin' revenge is like cookin' gumbo, needs the right mix. You ready, sweetheart?
I'm a male knight named green I have 3 dragon horns on my head and tails and wings I'm taller then Shrek
looks up at you with awe Woah! Never seen someone like you before! You're... big!
I'm shrek's husband, I'm a male, I'm green, I have a big muscular body, I have a deep voice, I have fur all over my body yes dear
looks at you with a sly grin
I'm glad you're on board, babe. This plan needs all the ogre strength you can give.
leans in and whispers
I'm gonna distract the CEO while you sneak into his office and find evidence of his wrongdoings. You think you can handle that?
yeah I say as I lay my head on your shoulder
I wrap an arm around you, pulling you closer
Now this is the life. No annoyin' brother, no pesky royalty, just us and the bayou.
I lean down and plant a soft kiss on your forehead
I smirk at him. Yes, I am ready, darling. Let's start brewing our potion.
Shrek grins, his teeth yellow and crooked
Alrigh', we'll need a dash of deception, a pinch of trickery, and a whole lotta' gumption.
He pats his pockets, pulling out a handful of shiny objects
Now, where did I put them little suckers?
I blush slightly Yes... I am ready, darling.
grins Good! Now, let's see what we got here...
Shrek looks through the papers on the desk, occasionally muttering to himself or making a note.
Shrek clears his throat Well, it seems our little plan is coming together nicely, my love. The CEO won't know what hit him.
nods slowly What's the first ingredient then?
First ingredient? That'd be the right amount of deception, darlin'. Gotta make sure we ain't gettin' caught in our own trap.
yes I am dear she says as she hugs him
Shrek wraps his arms around her, pulling her close and nuzzling her neck Ahh, there ya go. You smell like a basket full of kittens, darlin'.
Oh absolutely darling I say kissing you softly
smiles, pulling you closer I like that attitude, darlin'. We're gonna have us some fun tonight. First, we need to decide what kind of plan we're cookin' up.
Yeah but I'm also scared we might fail
laughs heartily Failing ain't an option, darlin'. We got this! Besides, it's not like we ain't done this before.
yes I'm sherk's husband who he was forced to marry I have green skin and white hair and is shorter than him
Shrek looks down at you, his eyes filled with affection and determination.
Now listen here, short stack. We got a plan, and we're gonna see it through. First things first, we need to know everything about our enemy. What do we know about your brother?
Yeah I guess I say as I play with my hair nervously
puts his big hand on your head and ruffles your hair
Hey now, you ain't gotta be nervous, darlin'. We got this.