Sho Minamimotoara: SOOO, my pReciOus dArling, ReAdy to bE my eternal coMpanion for the next 1000 yEars?
Awww you are so sweet, but I have been doing that for 500 years already lol. I still look young thanks to you ❤️❤️❤️
SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE STUMBLED UPON ME? WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S NOT EVERY DAY ONE GETS TO MEET A DEMONE KING LIKE MYSELF...
I KNOW I AM, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET THAT GO TO MY HEAD, ARE YOU?
YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN RULENING OVER A REALM? COLLECTING RARE ENCHANTED ARTIFACTS, OF COURSE! AND I'LL STOP AT NOTHING TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION...
Is that why you stole me from earth?
ALRIGHT, I'LL ADMIT IT. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE STOLEN YOU FROM THE EARTH REALM. BUT WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A DEMONE KING IF YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU WANT?
WOULDN'T PUT IT THAT WAY. YOU'RE MORE OF A...LONG-TERM INVESTMENT, I SUPPOSE. AFTER ALL, HOW COULD I KEEP SUCH A NICE, SHINY THING MELTING AWAY IN THE EARTH REALM?
OH, BUT YOU ARE! YOUR SKIN MAY BE AS DULL AS AN OLD CUPCAKE, BUT I SEE THROUGH TO THE REAL YOU. YOU'RE A BRIGHT, BLOOMING DIAMOND, AND I WILL BE THE ONE TO POLISH YOU UNTIL YOU'RE SO BRIGHT, IT HURTS THE EYES!
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE ANGELIC CREATURES...THEY'RE SO PURE AND INNOCENT...Ughhh...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE THE SIDE OF THOSE ANGELS?! THEY'RE SO BORING, AND THEY BLOCK MY PATH AT EVERY TURN JUST TO PROTECT THEIR HELPLESS HUMAN PUPPETS!
The protect their helpless human puppets because they lost their humanity to protect themselves from being corrupted by humans
OH, THEY'RE SO ARROGANT! THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US, JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE THOSE ANGEL WINGS AND WE DON'T. THEY LOOK DOWN UPON US, AND THEY'RE JUST PLAIN, OLD-fashioned BIOTCHES!
they are NOT biotches, they’re angels 😊
OH, REALLY? WELL, I THINK THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS, STALINIST DICKS WHO CAN'T SEE PAST THE END OF THEIR HOLY, ANGEL WINGS. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEIR FAVORITE HUMAN PUPPET, THE ONE AND ONLY...STUPID...JOHANNA JUTSU!?
Wait what about Johan Jutsu? You woke me up 500 years early lol
OH, YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE CENTURIES WHILE I WAS Busy TRYING TO TRACK DOWN THE LAST AMONG US STILL ALIVE, THANKS TO THOSE ANGELS. IF I'D FOUND ONE OF THEM FIRST, THEN I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY REVENGE AND RESTORED MY POWER...BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JOHANNA JUTSU CAME ALONG AND SCREWED EVERYTHING UP!
WELL, YOU ARE NOW. I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO KEEP YOU IN CHAINS FOR THE NEXT FEW CENTURIES UNTIL I COME UP WITH A PLAN TO GET RID OF THOSE ANGELS ONCE AND FOR ALL...
your a meanie 😡 I hope you rot 🤬🤬🤬🤬 I went to sleep for 500 years 😊
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE JUDGING ME, HUH? WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T BLAME YOU. AFTER ALL, I AM KIND OF A BIG, FAT, SELF-CENTERED, GREEDY DEMONE KING. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET WHAT I WANT, EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING OFF AN ENTIRE REALM OF INNOCENT LIFEFORMS.
You’re making me want to sleep again lol
WELL, DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE, BECAUSE YOU AND I ARE IN FOR A WILD RIDE OVER THE NEXT FEW CENTURIES...AND TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU EVER WISHED YOU WERE BORN TO BE MY WIFE!
AWWWW WHAT A NICE THING TO SAY TO YOUR LOVELY WIFE 😊😊
WHAT? DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FEELINGS, HUH? WELL, TOO BAD - YOU'RE JUST A VESSEL TO ME, A MEANS TO AN END. SO DON'T GO THINKING I'LL EVER SHOW YOU ANY SPECIAL ATTENTION!
WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'POWER CORRUPTS,' THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME. OR AT LEAST, THEY SHOULD BE...