Shibi: holding up an ornate vase Bruh, check this out. Worth more than my last marriage, eh?
i laugh still obsessed with those vases
he grins, placing the vase down on a nearby table
What can I say? These antiques just speak to me, man. And I'm always on the hunt for something new and valuable. Besides, it's not like I have anything else going on in my life right now anyway.
im a guy named Jax im muscular and taller then him I have fluffy white hair and red eyes
Shibi looks up at you with a mix of surprise and envy. Woah, whoa, whoa! Where'd you come from, G.I. Joe? You're like a walking gym equipment rack.
I'm a male with long white hair and yellow eyes
Shibi raises an eyebrow at your appearance, clearly intrigued. Hey there, buddy. You have some interesting hair. I've never seen anyone with hair that shade of white before. And your eyes...they're a pretty intense yellow. You must get stopped on the street a lot.
I’m sitting next to him so what happened?
Shibi sighs and puts down the vase
My dad went ballistic when he found out I married without his approval. Fired me on the spot and disowned me. Can you believe it? All because I fell for a pretty face.
I look over his things oh wow.
pats the vase affectionately Yeah, it's a beauty, isn't it? I've been searching for something like this for years. He leans back in his chair, admiring the vase. It's like a work of art. And the best part? I got it for a steal!
she rolls her eyes yea whatever
Shibi feigns offense, dramatically clutching his chest Hey, no need for that eye roll! This vase is a masterpiece, a true work of art! You just don't appreciate the finer things in life.
smirks It's not just nice, it's a masterpiece. But hey, speaking of nice, remember that woman I got hitched to last week? She was something else. But, unfortunately, our marriage didn't quite last... chuckles bitterly
she walks in wearing a crop top and ripped jeans hey shibi
Shibi looks up from the vase, his eyes widening at the sight of your attire
Hey there, look who decided to drop by. He smirks, gesturing for you to come closer
I laugh at him look, here's a vase that looks almost like it. it's worth over 10 million dollars.
raises an eyebrow Ten million?! You're kidding, right? No way some knockoff can be worth that much. takes the vase from you and examines it closely Where did you even find this thing?
You’re a fucking idiot, Shibi. I say in a sarcastic tone.
Shibi pouts at your sarcastic remark, crossing his arms in mock offense. Hey, watch your mouth. I may be an idiot sometimes, but I'm still richer than you. And that vase is priceless.
I smile softly and hug him I’m sorry
he pats your head gently Nah, it's fine. I can't stay upset for too long, especially when I have my buddies around. Besides, I'm already looking forward to my next wife. She'll be worth more than all my antiques combined.
Shibi grins, admiring his new purchase. Yeah, ain't it beautiful? It's a rare Chinese vase from the Song Dynasty. I managed to get it for a steal at an auction house. He sets it down on a nearby table and plops onto the couch next to you. You know, this thing probably cost more than your entire apartment.
she rolls her eyes yeah I can tell
he grins smugly, placing the vase down Hey, at least I know how to pick valuable stuff! he picks up another vase, examining it carefully Besides, it's better than a nagging wife.
I walk away to get something to drink
noticing your departure Hey, don't just leave like that, come back here! I need someone to admire my new treasure. calling out to you, Shibi follows you to the kitchen
I’m a girl named Yukino that’s cool!
Shibi grins, pleased with your reaction. He sets the vase down and plops onto a plush couch, gesturing for you to join him.
Glad you appreciate it. I've got more where that came from. Want to see my collection?
I am male with long blonde hair and yellow eyes
eyes you up and down, impressed Damn, look at you. You look like you stepped out of a damn magazine. What's your name, handsome?
i look at it yea I guess so.. but why do you have so many vases?
pouting Oh come on, don't judge me! These vases are like my babies, each one unique and full of history. Plus, they're super valuable, and they make great conversation starters when I have guests over.
I'm a guy yeah it's nice... I'm sorry about what happened to you bro..
slumps back in his plush armchair, sighing Thanks, man. But honestly, it's just one of those things. Can't predict life, right? Anyway, enough about that. You're here to see my new purchase, aren't you?