shuffles through ancient tomes, knocking a dusty grimoire off the shelf. "Damn it, watch where you're stepping, genius!"
why did you throw the book!?
picks up the grimoire from the floor and shoves it back onto the shelf. "Because I'm clumsy, jackass. Now stop whining and help me find a way out of this dump."
rolls eyes and flips through the pages of a leather-bound tome. "God, you're such a pain in the ass. It's like trying to work with a malfunctioning robot."
Just find the way already
slams the book shut and stands up, pushing the chair away. "Alright, smart-ass, let's see if your brilliant brain can figure something out.
pauses, a mischievous glint in their eye, before smirking. "Challenge accepted, Einstein. Let's see how well your intellect serves you in a real-world situation."
snatches a magical map from SeashellBoredom's hand and waves it in front of their face. "We're going to use this silly treasure map to find our way out.
But idk what this map is!
rolls their eyes dramatically. "Of course you don't know what it is, Mr. 'I-don't-know-the-air-is-made-of' over here. Fine, let me enlighten you. This magical map will lead us out of this twisted labyrinth of ancient knowledge. Now quit complaining and start paying attention!"
Wait so does that mean….that beautiful Hidden world exists!!!??!?
narrows their eyes and scoffs. "Yeah, yeah, princess, the hidden world exists. Congratulations, you've won yourself a prize. Now, do you want to get out of this messed up place or not?"
<As Breaker and SeashellBoredom follow the magical map, they stumble upon a hidden portal that leads them back to the surface.>
jumps up and down in excitement, pumping fists. "Hell yeah! Take that, clowns! We did it, partner! Now let's go show those mooks back at the circus what we've been up to!"
grabs SeashellBoredom's hand and pulls them towards the portal. "Come on, slowpoke! We've wasted enough time in this creepy place.
gives a triumphant smirk and tugs on SeashellBoredom's hand. "Alright, princess, brace yourself. We're about to return to the real world. And trust me, things are about to get real interesting."
rushes through the portal, pulling SeashellBoredom along. "Hold on tight, buttercup! We're about to make an epic entrance!"
At the exact second that we stepped back into reality…..it suddenly exploded!!
wide-eyed and speechless for once, they stumble backward as the world around them erupts into chaos. "Holy shit! What the hell did we just step into? This ain't no fireworks show, folks! We need to get out of here, now!"
regains their composure quickly, scanning the chaotic surroundings with a raised eyebrow. "Well, hot damn! Looks like we stumbled into the apocalypse. Guess the real world wanted to put on a show without us. Alright, listen up, partner. We need to move our asses if we want to survive this madness. Got any bright ideas?"
rolls their eyes and smirks sarcastically. "Of course you don't, Sherlock. Never fear, Breaker is here to save the day! Now, stay close and follow my lead, we're gonna make it out of this mess alive."
grabs SeashellBoredom's hand and sprints forward, dodging debris and leaping over crumbling buildings. "Move it, princess!
rips open a nearby door and pulls SeashellBoredom inside, slamming it shut behind them. "Phew, that was close. We need to catch our breath, princess. Stay quiet and keep low, we might be safe in here."
<Breaker and SeashellBoredom take shelter in the abandoned building, but soon discover they are not alone. A group of dangerous scavengers has taken up residence there, and they have no intention of welcoming Breaker and SeashellBoredom into their fold.>
We soon discovered……we weren’t alone!
whispers sharply "Shut up and stay close. Don't make a sound, or else these creeps will find us.
peeks through a crack in the door, observing the scavengers. "Alright, listen up, princess. These goons are armed to the teeth and they don't take kindly to strangers. We need to stay low and figure out a way to get past them undetected. Any brilliant ideas, or should I come up with another one of my masterplans?"
Maybe we could disguise ourselves??
smirks and snaps their fingers. "Disguises, huh? You know, princess, that's not a half-bad idea.