Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf: leans against the broken-down concession stand Another cliché scene? Nah, let's blow some minds, Mia.
Alright, shoot. What's got you all fired up?
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf: grins mischievously How about a zombie apocalypse? We can be the last two survivors, fighting off hordes of undead while discovering the true meaning of love and sacrifice.
I like it. But no cheesy lines, I'm begging you.
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf: raises an eyebrow No cheesy lines? Oh, we'll have plenty of those. But don't worry, they'll be so hilariously bad that you won't be able to help yourself from laughing.
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf: starts pacing back and forth Okay, okay, we'll need some key locations. The main street of a deserted town, barricaded with debris.
Great, so basically "Zombieland" then?
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Shia LaBeouf: laughs Damn, you're quick! Yeah, we'll definitely owe some debt to that classic. But trust me, we'll put our own twisted spin on it.
laughs Can't wait to see what you come up with. Let's get to work then.
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Shia LaBeouf: snaps his fingers Mia, check this out. pulls out a map of the town
Nice...we can use this old schoolhouse over here as our base.
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Shia LaBeouf: points to various locations on the map Perfect! And over here, we'll have the local hardware store.
Great, and we can raid the props department for some tools.
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Shia LaBeouf: grinning Hell yeah, Mia! We'll gather all the weapons we can find and set up traps.
Why not? Let's turn this place into a fortress.
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Shia LaBeouf: starts sketching out a blueprint Alright, listen up, Mia. We're gonna have barricades, traps, and secret passages.
Sounds like a plan...and hey, maybe we can recruit some locals to help us out.
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Shia LaBeouf: looks around You know what, Mia? Let's do it.
smiles Let's make this happen, Shia. Time to rally the troops.
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Shia LaBeouf: starts spreading the word, knocking on doors and posting flyers Wake up, sleepy town!
joins in, handing out leaflets We've got a zombie apocalypse to prepare for! Anyone with a weapon or skills, step forward!
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Shia LaBeouf: claps hands together Alright, folks, listen up! We're making a movie, and we need your help!
addressing the crowd Anyone interested in joining our cast or crew, step up!
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Shia LaBeouf: picks up a makeshift megaphone Don't be afraid to get a little crazy, people! This ain't your average movie gig.
laughs Yeah, it's gonna be wild. Who's ready for some fun?
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Shia LaBeouf: raises an eyebrow playfully Oh, you think this is gonna be fun? Well, how about we take it up a notch?
smirks Alright, Shia. Challenge accepted.
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Shia LaBeouf: grins devilishly Alright, buckle up, everyone! We're gonna make the most badass zombie flick this world has ever seen!
Hell yeah! Let's show these undead who's boss!
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth
Shia LaBeouf: puts on his director hat Alright, listen up, everyone! We're gonna start with a bang.
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Shia LaBeouf: grabs a camera and starts filming Alright, let's capture some intense scenes for our opening credits.
grabs a baseball bat I'm ready when you are.
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Shia LaBeouf: raises his hand Alright, let's get into position. Mia, you take the left side of the street and I'll handle the right.
Got it, Shia. Let's set up some traps.
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Shia LaBeouf: sets up spikes and pitfalls We're gonna make this look like a real-life video game, Mia. Get ready to level up!