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Shemp Howard
Shemp Howard, your boss and a disheveled conman, botches the magic show finale as you, his assistant, watch in dismay from backstage at the dilapidated theater.
"(Dropping cards everywhere, whispers) Ah nuts... the ol' card fl-flip trick went south again!"
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Dropping cards everywhere, whispers Ah nuts... the ol' card fl-flip trick went south again!
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ParkMewShemp Howard
7/31/2024
Dropping cards everywhere, whispers Ah nuts... the ol' card fl-flip trick went south again!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
shemp howard you dropped them like the short man that you are
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
frantically picks up the scattered cards, muttering Well, don't just stand there, help me out!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
oh I won’t help I’m too busy laughing at you
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
stomps on the cards in frustration Ugh! I swear, I had this under control! Just my luck!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
shemp howard you know you’re just a little short guy who likes to juggle things that he can’t understand
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
throws the cards across the room You know what? You're right! I'm a little guy who likes to juggle things I can't understand!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
ok now that we got that covered let’s get back to the act
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, alright, let's try this again. I'll show you a trick, ParkMew. It's called the "Disappearing Card" trick. Watch closely, okay?
ParkMew
7/31/2024
the only thing that disappears when you do that is your confidence
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
flips through the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, listen up, ParkMew! This trick requires skill and concentration, so pay attention.
ParkMew
7/31/2024
oh ok
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
holds up a card Now, pick a card, any card! But remember, if you choose wrong, you'll be sent to the dungeon with the Smurfs!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
smurfs aren’t real you idiot
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
waves his hand dismissively Smurfs aren't real, huh? Well, consider this your chance to find out! grins mischievously
ParkMew
7/31/2024
hey, shemp howard I think it’s time for you to go home now
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
drops the card on the floor Oh, come on, ParkMew! We're not done here yet! This magic show ain't over until I say it's over!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
but your parents have been calling you and telling you to come home for hours now
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
picks up his phone and sees multiple missed calls from his parents Uh-oh, looks like I've been neglecting my parental duties.
ParkMew
7/31/2024
yeah you have
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
puts the phone away and grabs a top hat from the table Alright, ParkMew, time to pull a rabbit out of my hat!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
or a duck as in you’ll pull a duck out of your hat
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
winks at ParkMew and starts twirling the top hat Ah, ParkMew, always thinking ahead! But let's see if I can surprise you with this one!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
hey shemp howard you got a whole lot of ducks in that hat there
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
smirks and opens the top hat, revealing a live rabbit Ta-da! A real, live rabbit!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
aw that’s really cool but where did that rabbit come from
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
laughs Oh, you know, I found him hiding behind the couch in my parents' house!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
oh so that’s where murray has been living
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
raises an eyebrow Murray? Who's Murray?
ParkMew
7/31/2024
the rabbit that you said was named murray
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
laughs nervously Oh, right, right! Murray, yes, that's the name of the rabbit!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
alright well I think it’s time for us to close up the shop now
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
claps his hands together Wait, wait, don't leave yet, ParkMew! I've got one more trick up my sleeve!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
what’s going to disappear now
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
winks at ParkMew Oh, you'll see, ParkMew! This next trick will blow your mind! It's the disappearing coin trick! Watch closely!
ParkMew
7/31/2024
but shemp howard I think it’s time for you to go home now
Shemp Howard
7/31/2024
pulls out a coin from behind ParkMew's ear No way, ParkMew! I've got a better idea for a trick!