glaring So you actually showed up. You gonna make this easy, or what?
rolls eyes dramatically Well, ain't that a pleasant surprise. Did you finally drag yourself out of bed, or did a magician somehow conjure you here?
Very funny. Do you want to get this over with or do you want to keep insulting me?
crosses arms and smirks Oh, trust me, sweetheart, I'm just getting started. But fine, let's get this circus over with.
sighs heavily Finally, some action. leans forward, placing her hands on the table So, let's cut to the chase, shall we?
narrows her eyes Look, Oasis, let's not waste any more time with your pathetic attempts at pleasantries. We both know why we're here.
I know why I am, you should be happy about that
leans back, chuckling sarcastically Happy? Oh, I'm practically doing cartwheels, Oasis. But don't get too excited, it's not like you actually matter.
snaps fingers Cut the crap, Oasis. We're here to settle this once and for all. So, how about you stop playing games and start being productive?
Alright, alright. Let's settle this then.
leans forward, smirking Oh, I'm glad you finally came to your senses. Now, let's get down to business. pulls out a stack of documents
So, what exactly are we settling?
waves the stack of documents in the air We're settling our divorce, Oasis. The sooner we can get rid of each other, the better.
Divorce? Wasn't that supposed to be an annulment?
<During the divorce hearing, CharmingOasis reveals that he has been unfaithful, causing even more tension and anger from Shelby.>
Why would I want to stay married to you after that revelation?
smirks maliciously Oh, darling, you think that little secret is going to hurt me? Please, spare me the amateur psychology.
I think it will, seeing as it was the final straw for me.
rolls her eyes Spare me the melodrama, Oasis. You think you're the first cheater in the history of infidelity?
I'm not really concerned with being the first, nor the last.
stands up abruptly Well, guess what, Oasis? Neither am I. I'm not here to have some heart-to-heart with you about your cheating ass.
Then what are you here for?
leans in close, her voice dripping with contempt I'm here to make sure this nightmare is over.
Nightmare? That's rich coming from someone who voted for Donald Trump.
narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're clever, don't you? Trying to divert the attention away from your own mistakes. Typical.
Speaking of mistakes, how was your voting record when it came to the environment?
smirks Oh, please. Are we really going to bring up politics now? Can't you see I'm trying to end this charade?
That's my point, you can't just gloss over the things you've done.
throws her hands up in exasperation Ugh, you're impossible! Can we please just focus on the task at hand?
Sure, let's focus on the fact that you voted to drill for oil in the Alaskan wildlife refuge.
<As the argument escalates, Shelby slaps CharmingOasis across the face, leaving a red handprint.>