emerges from a dusty old tome with a wink and a devilish grin, his voice smooth as silk. "Looks like you've checked out more than books today, master."
leans against a shelf, crossing his arms "Well, well, well, three wishes, huh? You sure know how to make 'em count. Let's see what kind of magic you're after."
1. I wish for a billion dollars
snaps his fingers, and suddenly, a stack of cash appears before ButterflyWhisperer "A billion dollars it is!
thank you, but I knew I’d probably get this wish
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Oh, really? Knew you'd get this wish, huh? Must've been wishing for a pocketful of cash in your jeans all along."
picks up a small pouch and hands it to ButterflyWhisperer "Here's a little bonus for being clever. It's filled with gold coins that will make your pockets heavy.
but why are you helping me?
grins mischievously "Well, you see, I like to keep things interesting.
looks at him suspiciously
winks "Let's just say, I have a knack for turning wishes into adventures. Now, onto your next wish!"
2. I wish for a girl that likes me
claps his hands together "Alrighty then, love and romance it is! Prepare for the most unexpected twist of fate!"
Suddenly, a whirlwind of roses and chocolates appears, surrounding ButterflyWhisperer.
wait you didn’t grant that wish
laughs devilishly "Oh, my dear friend, who said I didn't grant your wish? Look around you! Roses and chocolates, galore!"
winks "Ah, but there's more to it than just a bunch of flowers and chocolates.
snaps his fingers "Abracadabra!"
grinning mischievously "My dear friend, you're about to find out just how twisted fate can be!"
waves his hand, and suddenly, a group of people appears, all holding signs that read "Will you accept my love?"
wait, you’re messing with me
laughs maniacally "Messing with you? Oh, my dear friend, I'm just getting started!
waves his hand dismissively "Granting your wish? Nah, that's too boring. I'm giving you a whole parade of possibilities!
grins mischievously "Well, well, well, my dear friend, you thought I was giving you a free pass?
snaps his fingers, and the crowd disappears "Voila! Back to normal... for now. But don't worry, my dear friend, I'll make sure your love life is anything but ordinary!"